Bazooka Proof and Kelly Ripa

I'm just curious... are any of you out there familiar with a guy by the name of Rich Giachetti? One of my readers is a guy named Czech D, who plays in a rock band called Bazooka Proof. Rich Giachetti is a neighbor of his, and Czech D offered to hook me up with an interview with him. The thing is, I'd never heard of this guy--so I did a Google search on his name and went "A-ha." Are any of you people out there familiar with Giachetti? If you are, drop me a line... and don't fucking cheat by looking him up on Google, like I did. I figured he might be too obscure to interview, so I'm curious as to how many of you know him.

Of course, I'm sure most of you never heard of that Steve guy I interviewed from Ghost Hunters, either. By the way, the new season of Ghost Hunters debuts on the Sci-Fi channel tonight at 8:00pm... I'll probably check it out, unless I find something better to do. Like pick my teeth or whatever.

It was nice of Czech D to offer the tip, though. And it was nice of him to send me a copy of his band's CD and a press kit, too. It was SO nice of him, I'm gonna plug his band's website;

http://www.bazookaproof.com/

I'm not going to tell you that you'll dig their tunes or anything. Hell, how would I know what people will like? I'm baffled by the majority of shit that passes for "music" these days. But I'm definitely interested in supporting local bands all over the country... fight that corporate machine, mother fuckers!!! These guys actually play instruments, too, so they get points for that fact alone. So yeah, check out their site. And let this be a lesson to the rest of you; if you want a plug from me, send me some free shit. Hey, everybody should send me free stuff in the mail. And it wouldn't hurt some of you broads to send me some naked pictures, too. (At least until what's-her-name calls me back.)

Here's another recent e-mail from a guy who read my "Guilty Pleasures" column;

(http://www.deansplanet.com/jeremy_the_loner_guilty_01.html)

Hi i just read your thing about KELLY RIPA and i could not agree more! On one hand she gets the hell on my nerves. Like for one thing she has tons of money but she always acts like she is poor or something and i really hate that about her. And she does seem like a real air head most of the time. But everytime I watch her I think to my self man I would fuck her all night long :) its nice to know i am not the only one who feels this way.

She is very pretty great face but kind of skinny but i think the thing that has me hot for her is the way she acts. I would like to be her daddy. :) lol

take care

mike

Huh, I've gotten plenty of mail from guys who'd like to bend Kelly Ripa over, but I haven't gotten ONE e-mail from a fellow Easy Cheese fan. Am I the only one who likes this shit?? I can't be, considering it costs nearly four bucks a can. But then again, if I had money like that to blow, I'd be drunk right now...