Back From The Brink

I think it's finally time to write a new column for the site--and not an interview this time. I have no more excuses, as my bender ended a few days ago and I haven't purchased any liquor since then. As for the woman who inspired the bender, well, I'm done with her, too. Besides, I couldn't be Jeremy the Loner anymore if I settled down in a relationship. And my column wouldn't be the same if I was actually (gasp!) happy for a change. I mean, nobody would want to read a column by "Jeremy the Guy In A Happy, Loving Relationship" would they?

Fuck no, they wouldn't.

The bitterness lives on. I hate everybody on the face of the earth.