Dean Lives!

It's good to see Dean's Planet back with a major update. On the other hand, people will probably stop reading this blog, now that there's pictures of Tara Reid's ass to gaze upon. I can't compete with that. Oh well, I might as well write anyway. At least Dean got the site up and running yesterday--he was telling me it wouldn't be until next Wednesday. And if it took THAT long, you fickle bastards would desert us and go to another site to find your girlie pics...

By the way, did you know that Dean actually has business cards? He sent me a package recently that was supposed to go to KC Armstrong, but he got the addresses mixed up. (I guess it didn't dawn on Dean that KC probably doesn't live in suburban Detroit.) Anyway, there was a nice looking business card in the package, which read, simply;

Dean S. Planet
Celebrity Journalist

I was suitably impressed. Not that it's difficult to get business cards or anything--any moron can get them. But I must admit, it got me thinking "Wow, Dean has business cards. How come I don't have business cards?" In the end, though, I decided that I don't really qualify as a "celebrity journalist." I suppose I could still get some cards made, but if I wanted to make them honest they'd have to read;

Jeremy the Loner
Angry Prick Who Writes About Bullshit

Doesn't quite have the same ring.

One more thing; the KISS related interview that Dean currently has on the main page has nothing to do with MY interview--it's just a coincidence. I'm gonna work on it this weekend. And why not? It's not like I'll be going on dates or anything...