Further Adventures With The Cap'n

It seems that Prince's buddy Captain Smackdown caught wind of my previous blog post regarding him. It also seems that he was mildly offended by some of the cracks that were made. Read on;

Date: Sat, 13 Aug 2005 16:18:04
From: hishonor@captainsmackdown.com
Subject: caught your blog on...a goggle search
To: "Jeremy The Loner" goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com


"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." --
Mark Twain

that kinda sums up...my view.....!!! if it is good enough for Twain, it
is good enough for me...

i didn't think i warranted any comments, but you posted something
anyway!

i am glad i provided fodder for your cannon...

words are a forte, but spelling is not my strong suit

and you have honored me with a few more goggle entries

for that i thank you...all the best to you J...

Cinnsearly

CAPTAINSMCKDOWN,

Well, anyway, it's good to see that I'm not the only one pathetic enough to Google myself and see if anyone is talking about me. It's funny, actually--since I did the Melissa Midwest and Ashley Renee interviews, typing "jeremy the loner" into certain search engines will bring up plenty of porn links.

Damn, how flattering! Porn sites are using me to get traffic! I feel so... so... loved! (In a dirty, nasty way!)

I can't understand why the good Captain was offended by what I wrote. Hell, I wasn't making fun of his spelling so much as I was wondering what the fuck he was talking about. Besides, a lot of my readers can't spell--I get plenty of e-mail from grown men that reads like it was written by retarded guppies. So why did he have to drag Mark Twain into it?

Oh well, he seems to like the attention, so here ya go, Cap'n. Enjoy the additional Google entry. And thanks for the e-mail--it's better than Classic Broad nominations, of which I've received four in the last two days alone...