Got Some Food. Still Missing Liquor.
For the first time in a while, I actually had a decent meal tonight. My aunt was in town to sign the papers for selling my grandfather's house, and she took me out to dinner. I don't turn down free meals, believe me. Fuck, I'd gladly go out to dinner with Satan, as long as that motherfucker was picking up the tab. Ahhh, it was so nice to eat something other than macaroni and cheese and frozen burritos. I'm so damn broke.
But I guess Papa's house is officially sold now--not that any of you give a flying fuck. I still can't believe he's gone. And I still can't believe I'll never be in that house again. It seems like only yesterday I was a 14 year old boy, stealing his liquor for inappropriate drinking games with the girl down the street. It seems like only yesterday I was raiding his vast collection of Playboy centerfolds with my cousin. I can only hope that one day I'll have a grandson, too, a grandson that will steal liquor from me. You know, to pass on the family tradition.
No, scratch that. What the hell am I saying?? He'd better not even think of touching my booze. I'll kill that little prick.
So, I finished another interview yesterday. Don't expect to see it for a while, though, because I think Dean has one coming up first. Besides, I'm kind of getting tired of doing interviews. I dislike kissing people's asses and asking them dumb questions. I did learn something from this particular interview, however--if you're interviewing a person who starred in one of the most successful movie trilogies of all time, don't ask them a million questions about it. I've learned that it pisses them off. (You'll see soon enough.)
Oh well, I think I'm much more entertaining as a prick anyway. So... look for me to "get back to my roots" soon. But while we're on the subject of interviews;
From: Soupytap@aol.com
Date: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:54:05 EDT
Subject: eg daily
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com
Nice job on the interview, I feel the same way about her as well. Just wish you brought up that topless scene in Valley Girl..lol. She is so cute.
You know what, I actually thought about bringing up the topless scene. It was tasty, and yeah, I enjoyed it. But I ultimately decided against it--I mean, it was pathetic enough for me to be hitting on her the way I was. I think that mentioning how much I enjoyed her boobs might have edged me slightly over the "fan" line and into the dreaded "stalker" territory.
I've got enough things to worry about already--I don't need any restraining orders.
But I guess Papa's house is officially sold now--not that any of you give a flying fuck. I still can't believe he's gone. And I still can't believe I'll never be in that house again. It seems like only yesterday I was a 14 year old boy, stealing his liquor for inappropriate drinking games with the girl down the street. It seems like only yesterday I was raiding his vast collection of Playboy centerfolds with my cousin. I can only hope that one day I'll have a grandson, too, a grandson that will steal liquor from me. You know, to pass on the family tradition.
No, scratch that. What the hell am I saying?? He'd better not even think of touching my booze. I'll kill that little prick.
So, I finished another interview yesterday. Don't expect to see it for a while, though, because I think Dean has one coming up first. Besides, I'm kind of getting tired of doing interviews. I dislike kissing people's asses and asking them dumb questions. I did learn something from this particular interview, however--if you're interviewing a person who starred in one of the most successful movie trilogies of all time, don't ask them a million questions about it. I've learned that it pisses them off. (You'll see soon enough.)
Oh well, I think I'm much more entertaining as a prick anyway. So... look for me to "get back to my roots" soon. But while we're on the subject of interviews;
From: Soupytap@aol.com
Date: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:54:05 EDT
Subject: eg daily
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com
Nice job on the interview, I feel the same way about her as well. Just wish you brought up that topless scene in Valley Girl..lol. She is so cute.
You know what, I actually thought about bringing up the topless scene. It was tasty, and yeah, I enjoyed it. But I ultimately decided against it--I mean, it was pathetic enough for me to be hitting on her the way I was. I think that mentioning how much I enjoyed her boobs might have edged me slightly over the "fan" line and into the dreaded "stalker" territory.
I've got enough things to worry about already--I don't need any restraining orders.
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