Howard Stern Call In Detroit
So, I had the TV on just minutes ago and the local news broke into regular programming with a BREAKING NEWS story--there were explosions of some kind at a chemical plant a few miles from where I live, and the police were evacuating people that were in the line of danger.
The local newscasters started taking calls from "witnessses" in the area. One such call came from a man named "Frank Risso," and the idiots at the media decided to put him on the air... live.
"Hmmmm, 'Frank Rizzo,' huh?" I thought to myself. "Obviously a prank call. I wonder if this is a Stern call?"
Sure enough, the caller said the word "shit" on live TV, then told the reporters that he believed the explosions were caused by Howard Stern's balls. The reporters looked like deer in headlights, having no clue as to how to deal with the situation. Obviously, none of them were under the age of 35. And obviously, none of them were fans of The Jerky Boys.
I'm sure somebody in my neck of the woods will call Howard tomorrow to trumpet his success. He should, too. The media is run by morons.
That's right, channel 4, WDIV in Detroit--I'm talking to you. Good job, Stern fan.
The local newscasters started taking calls from "witnessses" in the area. One such call came from a man named "Frank Risso," and the idiots at the media decided to put him on the air... live.
"Hmmmm, 'Frank Rizzo,' huh?" I thought to myself. "Obviously a prank call. I wonder if this is a Stern call?"
Sure enough, the caller said the word "shit" on live TV, then told the reporters that he believed the explosions were caused by Howard Stern's balls. The reporters looked like deer in headlights, having no clue as to how to deal with the situation. Obviously, none of them were under the age of 35. And obviously, none of them were fans of The Jerky Boys.
I'm sure somebody in my neck of the woods will call Howard tomorrow to trumpet his success. He should, too. The media is run by morons.
That's right, channel 4, WDIV in Detroit--I'm talking to you. Good job, Stern fan.
1 Comments:
Jer - I was trying to call about that explosion, since your brother is less than a mile away, but couldn't reach you...let me know that everyone is okay.
-Daniel
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