Pop Tarts On Sunday

There is absolutely NO reason why I should be up at 7:00am on a Sunday, other than being too tanked to sleep--which isn't the case, sadly. Damn job made me get up. And I like sleeping. Life is so much better when you're asleep. So here I sit, hoping for a Pop Tarts sugar high to kick in before I trudge off to spend my day working alongside idiots. It's okay if I say that, though. None of them has the slightest idea that I'm a writer for this site, so I don't have to worry about them reading this. I doubt that most of them can read anyway. Yeah, yeah, I know that wasn't funny, but what the hell do you want from me? It's 7:00 in the morning, so shut the fuck up.

On a totally unrelated note, some of you might remember a column I wrote about former teen idol Kirk Cameron a few months back entitled Kirk Cameron Vs. The Homosexuals. I would post the link, but I'm too damn tired. Anyway, I said some less-than-kind things about Kirk in that column regarding his religious beliefs, and Christians have been writing to me ever since to tell me how wrong I am about Kirk. (I even posted an e-mail from one of them in this blog a while back.) Funny, but I never realized just how many Christians read Dean's Planet, looking for sexy Jessica Alba pics. Go figure.

You want to know what's even funnier? Kirk Cameron KNOWS about the column. I had a little chat with his manager the other day and I invited Kirk to explain his beliefs a little further here on the site. So his manager said he'd talk it over with Kirk and maybe get back to me.

I must say, Cameron would definitely earn my admiration if he had the balls to come on a sinful site like Dean's Planet to try and show an asshole like Jeremy the Loner "the way to the Lord." I'm not holding my breath, though. Hell, after some of the shit I wrote, I'm far more likely to hear from Kirk's attornies than I am to hear from Kirk himself.

So, could a Kirk Cameron interview be coming to Dean's Planet? Probably not, to be honest with you. But you never know...