Slacking?

I know some of you have been wondering why there's been a lack of updates on the main page these past few days. To tell you the truth, I was starting to wonder about it myself. I actually wrote a new column the other day that has yet to be posted. So what's the deal, you ask? Did Dean get himself a sex crazed woman that's been too busy rocking his world to let him update the site? Did he follow my example and discover the joys of cheap vodka? (Because if he has, we may never hear from him again.)

Nah... I just heard from Dean, and as it turns out, he just moved into a new place and hasn't got his Internet up and running yet. That's all. I was actually hoping he'd found himself a nympho; 'cause then he could maybe hook me up with one of her friends or something. No such luck.

By the way, I changed the settings on this blog so that it now takes comments from EVERYBODY, whether you're registered or not. If you feel like commenting, go right ahead. If not, I assure you, my feelings won't be hurt. No matter what anybody says, believe me, I've heard worse and I've been called worse...