Vodka On The Sabbath

Ahhh, it feels good to be on my first true bender in months. So what if it's not even 3:00 in the afternoon? I never understood that whole "it's too early" mentality when it comes to eating and drinking certain things. If I want to eat cold pizza for breakfast at 8:00am, that's my fucking business. Likewise, if I want vodka in the middle of the afternoon, I'm gonna go right ahead and have some. I don't care if some people think it's "too early." Who says so?? Besides, I only go on drinking binges because I can't go on sex binges. I'd much rather do that, but I don't have any groupies. Damn women.

I finally got around to finishing my latest interview, so look for that on the main page shortly. It will probably be my last interview for a while, because I'm in the mood to start writing angry columns again. You'll see soon enough, unless my life magically stops sucking within the next few days.

And those damn Classic Broad nominations keep coming in, fast and furious. Here's one that came in just as I started writing this;

From: "Nicholas Sheffo" inskolchak@hotmail.com
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com
Subject: Classic broad nomination.
Date: Sun, 28 Aug 2005 14:18:57 -0400


How about Diana Rigg?

How about Diana Rigg??? Who the fuck is that? Was she before my time or something? I should ask my friend Marc about her--he's an expert on actors and actresses that most people forgot about 20 years ago. I would ask him, but I don't care enough about this chick to do so. How many times do I have to say it, the Classic Broads column is over.

At this point, I think people are sending in nominations for the sole purpose of pissing me off. Well, fuck you, because I'm already pissed off. I don't need any additonal help.