Work. Damn It All, Anyway

I have to work in less than half an hour. I really, really, really don't want to go.
Why can't I find a job that I actually enjoy? Why can't I find a job in something that I'm actually good at?

If only someone would pay me to just be an asshole. Think of all the money I'd have.
But no, instead I have to go to some job I hate, put on a fake smile, work with people I'd rather not be around, and help people I can't stand.

Stay in school, kids. For the love of God, stay in school.