Damn Spam

What is up with all the "find a fuck buddy" spam I've been getting lately? I just got one this morning which boasted "71% of our members get laid." I wonder how they keep track of things like that. It would be like;

Phone rings

OPERATOR: Hello, Mr. Jones?

CUSTOMER: Yeah, who's this?

OPERATOR: This is Don from Fuck Buddies calling. We're just doing a follow up to see how your "date" went last night.

CUSTOMER: It was okay, I guess. She had a bit of a moustache and her breath stank, but other than that she was okay.

OPERATOR: Okay, so you fucked her then?

CUSTOMER: Nah, she just blew me.

OPERATOR: Well, according to our manifesto, oral sex DOES count as "intercourse."
Your bill will be in the mail.

CUSTOMER: No way! You guys said I'd get laid!

OPERATOR: Read the fine print on your contract, sir. Thank you for choosing Fuck Buddies.

I guess it would be kind of fun to have a fuck buddy, but I'd never even think of joining a club to get one. You know damn well how that would work--they probably have 10 thousand guys signed up, and something like 8 women, who have so many cocks sticking in them that they look like dick pin cushions. Thanks, but no thanks.

At least it's a refreshing change from all the "herbal viagra" spam I've been getting.