Unbelievable Stupidity

I couldn't believe it when I found THIS e-mail in my inbox this morning;

From: "Patric Khumalo" pk_kh02@hotmail.com
To: pk_kh02@hotmail.com
Subject: HELLO DONALD TRUMP
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 14:52:32 +0200



ATTEN: DONALD TRUMP
FROM: PATRIC KHUMALO
EMAIL: pk_kh02@hotmail.com


STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

Greetings to you, my dear friend. I know that you will be surprised to
recieve this type of
proposal from me. Anyway, my name is Mr Patric Khumalo.The
Departmental
Manager of the Stallion Security Company (Pty) Limited South Africa.

However, as i was going through the records of our clients recently, I
noticed that some of the consignments being lodged in by some of our
clients
were being confiscated by the
Company, due to some reasons--such as (a) Either, that the consignment
were
over stayed in our custody, and as a result, some of the depositors
could
not be able to pay up the
demurrage accrued to the company. (b) That the depositors are
death and
left no beneficiary of any kind to lay a legal claim of the consignment
in
case if they fail to redeem their consignments within their lives time.

Moreover, one of the consignments, which happen to be under our
custody,
falls into the reason number (b). Which the consignment in question,
was
lodged in by one Mr Maputo Setseco. The then president of the Republic
of
Zaire.And the consignment was deposited as valuable Metals, valued at
the
cost of seventeen Million and Five Hundred Thousand American Dollars
(US$17.5MILLION)...

... and it goes on like this.

Now, I can't figure out what's dumber--the fact that this guys thinks an e-mail address posted at the end of my I Really Hate Donald Trump column is a direct line to Trump, or the fact that he thinks Trump achieved his great wealth by being stupid enough to fall for Internet scams like this one.

I encourage everybody reading this to e-mail this moron and fuck with him.
I think we can all agree that he deserves it.

What a fucking dummy.