Holy Shit, Am I Pissed

First off, my friend sent me the address for the Halloween party tonight and told me to "Mapquest it." Only trouble is, the address doesn't work. I tried mapping it several times and ended up getting directions for a place that's 247 miles away. Shit, I don't want to to go to the party THAT badly. Besides, I haven't really had anything to drink in a few weeks, so chances are I'll end up getting too tanked to drive home anyway. Goddammit, why does everything have to be so fucking difficult???

Then, I happened on an ad for vegetarian dog food--I thought my head was going to explode right off my shoulders. Look, I don't care if people want to eat nothing but veggies. Doesn't bother me in the least, although God DID give you those pointy little teeth for a reason, folks... they're for tearing meat, not for ripping into a fucking soy burger. So why drag your fucking dog into it??? Dogs are carnivores, people. They need meat to be healthy. Don't drag your pet into your twisted political agenda. People that buy this shit should be force fed a bag of it, beaten with lead pipes and fed to a pack of starving dogs. (MMMMMMMMM, juicy!) Then, their dog should be given to an owner who isn't a complete asshole. Eat a bag of sweaty dicks, you fucking hippies.

Oh great... now I have to go into work all pissed off.