Random Thoughts

I have to be at work by 7:00am this morning. So why, oh why, was I drinking cheap vodka on an empty stomach, fucking around on the phone, and prattling around the apartment until past midnight? Because I'm stupid as hell, that's why.

Yet another hurricane? That shit is big news, even up in Michigan where it doesn't matter to us. We don't have to worry about that shit here. See that? That's why I live here. No wait... I live here because my parents fucked here and I'm too lazy to move.

I was with some friends this weekend and I watched "Citizen Kane" in a somewhat "altered" state. And no, I wasn't drinking. Get it? As many times as I've seen that movie, it takes on a whole new feel when your eyes are glazed over and the house is engulfed in smoke. I kept making dumb comments throughout the movie, then I'd get paranoid and ask "Am I being obnoxious?" At one point, my friend Andrea came in the room and remarked that there was something very wrong with watching one of the greatest movies ever and acting like we were on an episode of "Mystery Science Theatre." It was fun, though. "Rosebud" indeed.

I will be back on the site again soon, honest Injun. No, sorry... honest Native American.

Fucking hell, I have to go to work already. I hate my damn job. And life in general.