The Battle Continues

Sweet, sweet chocolaty source of all evil! You will not tempt me. I have no need for the gritty, sugary goodness found within your milk chocolate shell. You are bad for me. Your nutritional value is, at best, nominal. You don't love me--you seek only to add more chins to my already ample face.

Let me live, goddamn you! Is it not bad enough that I'm already addicted to beer and Easy Cheese??? Every year we go through this! I'm dying quick enough as it is, thank you very much. I don't need your assistance.

FUCK YOU, Easter Bunny!
Fuck you!!!

You know, if I got laid now and then, I wouldn't have time to obsess over chocolate eggs that are slowly killing me. Here it is, Friday night, and look at what I'm thinking about...

God hates me.