Chat Room Losers

One thing about me that some of my readers might find surprising is this--every now and then, I like to hang out in chat rooms.

AOL is sort of a chat room Mecca, where horny losers try to find women insecure enough to engage in casual sex with them. Some guys are actually somewhat successful in finding such women--my former roommate, the Rev, had the art of seducing chat room broads down to an exact science. He's helped himself to many a piece of ass that way. But he had an advantage over 95% of the poor assholes that hang out in these places; he actually had half a brain and the ability to construct a sentence. And he has the ability to be charming in his own way. I really miss that bastard, but he's pissed at me. If I were him, I'd be pissed at me, too. But that's a long story...

So, I'm sure some of you are wondering--why do I go to chat rooms? To pick up women? Hell, no... any confidence I may have had was shattered many years ago. Besides, "JeremyTLoner" isn't exactly a name that drives women mad with desire. Say whatever you want about me, but at least I'm honest about myself. I know that no women want me, and besides, I never get a chance to meet any single women in the first place. Even if I did, I live my life based on this credo;

"Any woman worth being with could do much, much better than me."

But, as much of a loser as I am, at least I'm not as pathetic as those assholes who go trolling for chicks in anonymous chat rooms. They always seem to have retarded names like HotBlondeGuyy4U, and they haunt chat rooms on Saturday nights, typing mindless shit like;

"Any hott chixx wanna cyber??? holla at me lol!!!

First off, you aren't "hot," you fucking imnbecile. If you were, you wouldn't be polluting a chat room with your immense stupidity on a Saturday night. Secondly, anyone dumb enough to talk to your moronic ass probably should have been aborted. That's why if you happen to see me in such a chat room, you probably won't see me contributing to the conversation. I'm just there to laugh at those idiots that are even more pathetic than me.

But do you want to see guys that are really hopeless? Check out www.perverted-justice.com. I always go there when I need to feel better about my own love life. Which is, admittedly, quite often.