Dem Franchize Boys - On Top Of Our Game

If the word retarded could ever be put into musical form it would basically sound like a song by Dem Franchize Boys. Yet another group on the rise from the southern hip hop hotbed, Atlanta. Basically spewing the same beaten-to-death topics from 90% of every hip hop artist out right now.

Money, bitches, hoes, drugs, guns, being gansta.

Oh, how intelligent, these are the true philosophers of this decade. Basically every song is the same as the one before it, no lie. Alright, the beats are different but that is it. Not even trying to vary up their style one iota. Once in a while one of the rappers in the group (their are 4. I'd name the all but I can't tell the difference from one to the other) may come out with a funny line here or there, but that's it.

How these talentless assholes got a record deal is beyond me and is the most infuriating thing about the state of music now. Just because these guys were able to actually speak (although not that well) I can't give the album a complete zero, but it's tempting. I don't recommend buying their album, listening to their songs on the radio, or even staring at the cheap photoshop album cover while in the cd department, its all bad bad bad.

0.5 out of 5