Holy Shit!

Can you believe it?? I'm finally back. And yes, I hear the resounding sound of crickets as I make this announcement. I'm sure most of my readers have long since abandoned this blog--except maybe for checking in to see my obituary posted here.

It wasn't my fault, you know. I haven't been lazy, it's just that the computer blew up and I haven't been online in quite a while. And I NEED to be online. I get my news online. I talk to my friends mostly online. I have no fucking life. Seriously.

But this blog will now come back to life, as will my column. I would say that it's good to be back, but I lost the ability to get excited about things long, long ago. And away we go...