I'm Batting 3 For 3!

... as far as shitty days go, that is. This is my third one in a row! All in all, I'd say this is shaping up to be a pretty shitty life!! But don't worry, I'm not gonna go off on another depressing tangent. I think I'm too tired for that. I don't even think I'd want to get laid tonight, that's how sleepy I am. If a chick offered me some ass right now, I'd politely thank her and say, "Thanks, but in my condition, I couldn't even raise a smile."
Unless she was hot, of course, in which case my pants would be off faster than you can say, "Is that your dick or a roll of dimes?" But I don't see that happening... ever.

I noticed that our friend The Great Kat has prominently featured our interview on her site, www.GreatKat.com. I can dig that. Most of the time when I interview someone, they act like they're almost embarrassed to be associated with me. (Much like my family is.) When am I ever going to learn? Serious journalists do NOT go by names like "Jeremy the Loner."

But like I said--most of my readers weren't overly impressed with Kat, even though she has ample cleavage and spiked "come fuck me" heels. Here's one e-mail that I got, and it's typical of most of the stuff people have been sending me;


From: JordanT1120@aol.com
Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:24:46 EST
Subject: the kat interview
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com

Whats up

As I've read your blog and interviews on DP, I've always liked your writing style. This article was pretty good, the only downpart was the turd of a subject.

I can respect the chick for her passion of classical music. It's a forgotten form of music that's always overlooked and overshadowed by incredibly inferior talents from musical genres across the board. But fucking stick thumb tacks between my nails before I'd sit and listen to this chick "shred" classical "classics". It all seems a bit dumb, and just a way for her to get attention. maybe I feel this way because I never got into that heavy metal-shredding type of music, I dunno.

Also, not to ball bust, but I thought this quote was kinda funny:

Jeremy The Loner: Do you really think the "moron masses" are ready for the shred/classical genre? They seem to buy a lot of Kelly Clarkson, Kanye West and all of that shit.

Funny because this bitch has Kanye's ego x10.

Oh well...Here's hoping your next interview subject is a lil better. And its good to have you back blogging.

Jordan

Huh, well, he's entitled to that opinion. I wonder if he'd say that to her face. I wouldn't. Chick or not, she might just claw your eyes out and start screaming about how she's a "goddess" and all that shit. I have enough drama in my life without some jacked up dominatrix beating me about the head with a fucking guitar.



Oh, and speaking of interviews; some of you longtime readers may remember my very first celebrity interview here on Dean's Planet, which was with actress (and hot redhead) Louise Robey. You want some interesting reading? Check out her message board at www.LouiseRobey.com and look for posts by some guy named Tim Lo. I can personally guarantee you this much--no matter how pathetic you are and no matter how unlucky you've been with the opposite sex, you are definitely NOT as much of a loser as this guy is. This douchebag gives stalkers a bad name.

Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself, including some of the archives. Compared to this loser, I'm damn near studly.