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I like how every time Dean's Planet goes several days without an update, people start asking me, "Hey, when are you guys gonna update the site?" I guess the assumption is that I have something to do with it. Listen, I've never even met Dean. For one thing, we live in different states. There was talk of us going to NYC last fall and covering some porn star convention, but that never happened. (Bummer.) So anyway, I don't know why the site isn't being updated, and I haven't even seen Dean online in several days. Maybe he's having computer problems. Maybe he's getting laid. Maybe it's just a pain in the ass to constantly update the site with free entertainment for the masses. That's right, always remember that the site is free. I try to keep that in mind when people bitch at me about all the pop-ups on the site. Yeah, I think they're annoying, too, but when your site is getting hundreds of thousands of hits every month, you have to do SOMETHING to help cover the costs of running it. It sure as hell ain't coming out of my pocket, I'll tell you that.

As for me, I've been busy... really fucking busy. I have to leave for my part time job in half an hour--you know, the one that's killing me? Then I have to spend a few hours on my "extracurricular" project after that. (I told you, don't ask.) Then it's off to the bar, where I plan to do some more drunken karaoke. I should point out, though, that I haven't had a drop of alcohol in two weeks. Are you proud of me? You shouldn't be... it's only because I've been broke.

Well, gotta get ready for that stupid fucking job that I despise. I just hope I can make it through the day... I've been hobbling around the apartment like an 80 year old man...