Wayne Gretzky's Hot Ass Wife

I'm sure you all heard about the group of NHL players involved in the scandal about betting on football games. I don't know too much about it, personally. I would, except every time I try to read articles on the scandal, I'm distracted by pictures of Janet Jones, wife of hockey great Wayne Gretzky and smokin' hot piece of ass.

Holy shit, that's a MILF if I ever saw one. I used to wonder why people would nominate her for Classic Broad of the Month back in the days when I was still writing that column. Well, now I know. That's some perfectly aged, Grade A, prime woman meat right there. Okay, okay, so maybe she's a little old for me--well, "Goo goo ga joob, Mrs. Robinson!"

I don't care about her being involved in some gambling scandal. Who gives a shit? I'd rather do some other "scandalous" things with her, if you catch my drift. Christ almighty, I wish I could get ass like that. Gretzky's a lucky bastard.