More Randomness

So, I'm sitting here surfing the net this morning, reading the news and looking for things to get pissed about when I noticed a story about former Friends star Matt LeBlanc's impending divorce. It made me smile. Completely typical of a Hollywood "marriage," isn't it? He was supposedly dating this woman since 1998, when his show was still hot and he was on top of the world. But now that his stupid Joey sitcom is going straight to Hades, the marriage suddenly has "irreconcilable differences." HA HA HA HA! I can just imagine how that conversation went down;

MATT LEBLANC: "Well, it looks like NBC is tossing my show in the shitheap, just because Leave it to Beaver reruns are kicking its ass in the ratings. I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do now."

GOLD DIGGING WIFE: "Maybe Jennifer Aniston can get you a part as an extra in her new film."

MATT LEBLANC: "Nah, she stopped taking my calls long ago. Come to think of it, so did my agent."

GOLD DIGGING WIFE: "Oh... (long pause) Honey, you've changed. I want a divorce."

This doesn't bother me, though, because I've always found LeBlanc extremely irritating. And I like how their PR people released a statement about the divorce, asking the media to "please respect their privacy during this difficult time." Hmmm, okay... if you're so anxious for privacy, why are you sending out press releases? Isn't it possible to get a divorce and not alert the media?? My parents got divorced years back and I don't recall them notifying the press. Fucking Hollywood bullshit.

On an unrelated note, here's an interesting e-mail that just came in;

From: "Julia Tovmasyan" julia-tovmasyan@yandex.ru
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com
Subject: hello from Russia
Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:52:36 +0400

Hi! I am Julia from Russia. Like your articles. Thanks for helping me study English with more interest as I read and translate what you write.



Interesting, eh? I like the idea of a chick sitting in Russia, pouring over my columns and trying to figure out what the hell I'm talking about. Although, I must confess I'm somewhat curious as to how some of my phrases such as, "lick the sack" and "fucktard" translate into the Russian language. I'm positive this chick looks exactly like Anna Kournikova, and she's hungering for my loner meat. (There you go babe, translate THAT one!) Thanks for the e-mail, Julia. It's good to know SOME women out there "get the joke," so to speak... right, Danielle???

Well, my show opened last night. I guess it went okay, but there were plenty of little fuck-ups here and there. I'm hoping it goes better tonight. And I'm hoping there's plenty of booze at the cast party. Oh yeah.