The New Column...

... is finished, and it should be on the main page before the night is through. I already mentioned that it's 80's related, but this pic should make the subject of the column pretty clear. If only the article itself was as cool as this picture...

I don't even know why I'm writing a promo for the column. Do any of you give a shit? Probably not. Hell, I wonder how many people who frequent this blog even bother to read my columns. The lost souls who come here probably don't find my writing all that funny. It's my fucking life that's funny--in a sad, pathetic way. But hey, I needed to write something for the page. I haven't had any booze all week, so I needed SOMETHING to occupy my time, didn't I?

Oh, one last note about Julia from Russia... she sent me a picture of herself today, which I downloaded with great curiousity. And wouldn't you know it? She's really, really cute. She digs me. She's single. She's 26. And she lives on the other side of the fucking planet. In other words, it does me absolutely no good at all. So, while you're all laughing at me about this, I'm going to head to the corner of the room, curl up into the fetal position and sob uncontrollably. See you all later.