Thursday Night...

...and all is not well. Fucking computer is pissing me off. I'm taking a few days off, and since I have no real social life, I decided to do some writing today. Blogger keeps kicking me off every time I try to download a pic, plus the goddamn computer is just being slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!!! I could jog a mile faster than this fucking thing can load up a website like, say, Yahoo. And that's pretty bad, considering I'm horrendously out of shape. Now I'm all pissed off. And if that weren't enough, check out this e-mail;

From: "Wayne Luzzo" Wayne_Luzzo@msn.com
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com

yo wats up ur hooooooooooot

Hmmm, something tells me this e-mail wasn't meant for me. At least, it fucking better not be. Every time I think I've gotten the last Melissa Midwest e-mail, another one comes in. You know, hot or not, I'm starting to regret interviewing that chick. It's depressing to see how many pathetic, horny assholes there are in this world. I mean, I might very well be one of them, but at least I don't harass people with horrifically written e-mail. What are these guys thinking? Do they think she's going to e-mail them back and say, "Ooooh baby, it turns me on to know a stud like you thinks I'm hot. My new goal in life is to blow you some day in the near future. Until that day, I'll be masturbating furiously in anticipation."


Now, the picture to your right is Melissa Midwest... and I assure you, I look NOTHING like that. It's a good thing, because if I did I'd never leave the house. Nope, I'd be too busy staring in the mirror, feeling myself up and bellowing, "Holy shit, am I fucking HOT!!!" Sorry about the dirty pic. No, scratch that... I'm not sorry. This is my blog, and I like boobies and hot girls. So deal with it.

So, Wayne, in answer to your e-mail, let me respond in language you can understand:
"Yo wayne, whut up dawg ur fucken stoooooooooooopid."

This guy is practically begging for people to fuck with him... so be my guest, dear readers. Let him know how foolish he is.

I'm starting to wonder if some website linked to my anti Donald Trump article. Even though the column is several months old, e-mail keeps coming in about it. Here's one that came in just the other day;

Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 19:59:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Warren Peace" warrenf_peace@yahoo.com
Subject: Trumps house of wings (Trumpin')
To: goodnight_tonight@yahoo.com

J the L;

I fucking hate that egomaniacal douchebag Donald
Trump, too. Did you see SNL's bit on "Donald Trump's
House of Wings?" Funny, but didn't go over the top
enough. You may have spent too much time of the web
page, but rock on.

I also hate Carson Kressley from the "Queer Eye"
designer show (I could care less if he's gay - I hate
him anyway).

And the top 3 guys I hate the most (the father, son
and holy ghost): George Bush, Dick Cheney and Karl
Rove. Fuck those corrupt assholes straight to hell.

Best wishes,

Warren Peace

It's nice to know that I'm helping spread anger throughout the net. It warms my cackles. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some hockey to watch--but before I go, here's another picture of Melissa Midwest for you all. You're welcome.



Damn, that's hot. Yowza.