Motor City Comic Con

Your resident loner is actually going to put down the bottle this weekend and leave the house! Isn't that exciting?? Actually, the fact that I would go anywhere by choice is newsworthy in itself; but in this case, I'm also going to be doing something for the good of Dean's Planet. I'm going to be in attendance at this year's Motor City Comic Con, held in Novi, Michigan. So if you live near Detroit, you can go there and heckle my ass. But if you plan on doing that, at least have the fucking courtesy to bring me some booze. I seriously haven't had a drop in three weeks, and I'm starting to feel like a functioning member of society... *shudder*


Okay, so it's true that I won't be one of the "featured" guests in attendance. In fact, I won't be a guest at all. And by saying that, I mean the organizers aren't even aware that a famous columnist like myself will be in their midst. ("Famous..." Ha ha ha!) No, I'll be just another schlump walking around, ogling the former Playboy Playmates and harrassing the "celebs." You'll know me if you see me, though, because I'll be donning my trusty Dean's Planet hat. It should be fun. I mean, check out this list of guests! Wally Cleaver? Bud Bundy? Karen Allen? Color me there! I just hope I don't get kicked out for being the obnoxious asshole that I am...


Look for the column detailing the Comic Con sometime this weekend. And... since it's getting close to that time of the month again, people... it's almost time for the latest edition of 80's Movie Spotlight! E-mail me your pick for the movie you'd like to see spotlighted. If I use yours, I'll send you some shit in the mail. Woo-hoo!