Happy 6/6/06, Motherfuckers!

How cool is this? It's actually 6/6/06 today, and people are looking at the date in different ways. A lot of Christians are pissing themselves right now, expecting the apocalypse; as if Satan would be that predictable, right? ("I'll show up on 6/6/06 and fuck their shit up! They'll never see THAT one coming!") Hollywood, on the other hand, decided to cash in on this date by releasing that completely unnecessary remake of The Omen today. So Hollywood is a little shallow. You know, I'm not much of a Jay Leno fan, but one of the jokes in his monologue last night actually made me laugh. He was talking about how some website was taking bets as to whether or not the world was going to end today, and he said, "Let's say you're right, and the world DOES end... how are you gonna collect your bet??" A good point. I should think the smart thing to do would be to put a shitload of money on the world NOT ending; that way, if you're right, you get some cash. And if you're wrong, who gives a fuck? You'll have more important things to worry about. But I knew the world wouldn't come to an end today... that would solve all of my problems, you see, and my life NEVER works out that easily.


However, in honor of this day, here's a treat for you all; a picture of Tim Curry as the devil character in that movie Legend. Tim Curry kicks ass, and he ruled in that otherwise shitty movie. I'm positive that the devil looks just like this; I'm also positive that when I finally get to Hell, he's going to sit down and offer me a position in his administration. I mean, I'm not evil enough to be his right-hand-man or anything, but I'm guaranteed at least a place on his cabinet...

Anyway, for those of you who care, keep an eye on the main page. My new column about the Comic Con should be up within the next day or so.