Blogger SUCKS!

For those of you who have been wondering where I've been, let me just say this; I haven't been anywhere. The reason I haven't been updating this blog the past two weeks is because Blogger hasn't been working properly... yet again. Every time I think it's getting better, it gets worse. I wrote a post just two days ago about how the Detroit Tigers being the best team in baseball is a sure sign of the apocalypse. (I mean, really, the best record in the majors, even after the all-star break? What the fuck is going on here?) But when I tried to publish said post, Blogger kicked me off and sent my post into purgatory, never to be seen again. I got so disgusted, I logged off and cracked a beer. And then I cracked a few more. Then, I fell asleep. Bah, maybe I should move this blog someplace else. Hell, Blogger won't even let me upload pics most of the time, and I know some of you are just DYING to see images of my Sea-Monkeys. Well, maybe not...


But speaking of Sea-Monkeys, I think one of my females is pregnant. I saw this weird growth at the base of its tail, which got me excited at first because I thought maybe I had a genetic mutation on my hands. (Sea-Monkey freaks? Co-o-o-o-ol.) But after doing some research, I found out that the "growth" is actually an egg sac. You know what this means? It means that some Sea-Monkey stud got laid, in my very own room no less. I'm not sure how I feel about this... I don't like the idea of a Sea-Monkey smugly swimming around thinking he's better than me because he knocked up a chick. But then I figured that at least SOMEBODY got lucky in my room, even if it was just a three-eyed shrimp.

Well, I'm gonna try and publish this post... we'll see if it actually works this time.