Penis Reduction? Oh, Boy.
The Net's favorite "Rock and Roll Bad Boy," Brett Meisner, continues to plead his case as the most famous man that you've never heard of. I've been going to his site for several years now, and it never fails to entertain. Admittedly, it does tend to get a bit predictable; Brett makes some grandiose, pompous showbiz claims that seem to have no basis in fact. Then, visitors to his forum ridicule him unmercifully for several days until he makes his next wild claim.
It doesn't take anything more than moderate intelligence to figure out that both Brett and his site are nothing more than a total sham. A very entertaining sham, but a sham nonetheless. When I interviewed Meisner
last year for Dean's Planet, I did it "in character," trying to get some insight into who is actually behind the scenes running the site. I still have no idea who it is, and I might never find out, either. I sent an e-mail to one Hollywood director rumored to be "the man behind the curtain," but never got a response. But now, I'm starting to wonder if the gag is slowly winding to a close... because it seems that every time I think the site couldn't get more ridiculous, Meisner proves me wrong again. Witness this post published on his site just a few days ago;
THE SNAKE IS SHEDDING SOME SKIN...
August 22, 2006
As many of you already know I will be going into the hospital next week to have some "elective" surgery. I was hoping that the nature of my operation would be kept confidential and that I would be allowed some privacy as I dealt with this "sensitive" issue. Sadly that is not the case... After learning that a reporter at a major Hollywood tabloid is aware of my "situation" I felt it would be best if you heard it from me before news hits the streets.
Long story short, after years of dealing with my private pain I have bravely decided to take action and change my life. The operation I will be undergoing is often referred to as "Penile Reduction Surgery." Basically doctors will remove a portion the fatty tissue and a small amount of muscle as well as some bone from my penis. Roughly half a pound removed in all. Doctors expect a full recovery for me as I am in great shape.
Most of my friends can't believe that I am doing this. But then again most of my friends don't have a 13.5 inch penis that when fully erect is as round as an Arrowhead Mountain 24oz "Sportpack" water bottle. Trust me, this was a hard decision to make - but one that will help me and many of the women I have hurt - literally - over the last 2 decades.
Growing up I was always proud of my giant penis. In fact I though everyone had the same thing until I was about 18 - that's when I knew I was special. In college they called me "The Cave Maker" or "Elephant Dick" and other names like that. One year I was even voted "biggest dick in school" by my classmates. Sure it's great to see a woman pass out from the massive sex I give them, but having a giant cock also has its drawbacks.
In order to achieve a full erection it sometimes takes up to 15 minutes for my penis to fully inflate with blood. That sort of ruins any "spontaneity" in the bedroom. In addition, many women have also fled from my house in fear once they saw me naked. I'm a "grower" as they say. On a number of occasions I have been stopped in apartment stores and held by security until they could verify that I wasn't stealing flashlights or fire logs. The L.A. County Zoo held me for 2 hours after suspecting that I stole a baby Anaconda. After a strip search I was released - annoyed and embarrassed. I never thought I'd say this, but trust me - it's not as much fun as you'd think having a huge boner.
So there you go - the cats out of the bag. I actually feel better getting that off of my chest. I only hope you guys will respect my privacy and put aside any past problems we may of had. I need good vibes and good friends to get through this surgery. It wasn't an easy decision to do this - but then again "winners" never make easy decisions, we always take the hard road to the top!
God Bless,
Brett
Um, okay... so they're going to remove some "bone" from his thrill hammer? And here all this time I thought the word "boner" was merely an expression!
Hang tough, Bretty, hang tough...
It doesn't take anything more than moderate intelligence to figure out that both Brett and his site are nothing more than a total sham. A very entertaining sham, but a sham nonetheless. When I interviewed Meisner
last year for Dean's Planet, I did it "in character," trying to get some insight into who is actually behind the scenes running the site. I still have no idea who it is, and I might never find out, either. I sent an e-mail to one Hollywood director rumored to be "the man behind the curtain," but never got a response. But now, I'm starting to wonder if the gag is slowly winding to a close... because it seems that every time I think the site couldn't get more ridiculous, Meisner proves me wrong again. Witness this post published on his site just a few days ago;
THE SNAKE IS SHEDDING SOME SKIN...
August 22, 2006
As many of you already know I will be going into the hospital next week to have some "elective" surgery. I was hoping that the nature of my operation would be kept confidential and that I would be allowed some privacy as I dealt with this "sensitive" issue. Sadly that is not the case... After learning that a reporter at a major Hollywood tabloid is aware of my "situation" I felt it would be best if you heard it from me before news hits the streets.
Long story short, after years of dealing with my private pain I have bravely decided to take action and change my life. The operation I will be undergoing is often referred to as "Penile Reduction Surgery." Basically doctors will remove a portion the fatty tissue and a small amount of muscle as well as some bone from my penis. Roughly half a pound removed in all. Doctors expect a full recovery for me as I am in great shape.
Most of my friends can't believe that I am doing this. But then again most of my friends don't have a 13.5 inch penis that when fully erect is as round as an Arrowhead Mountain 24oz "Sportpack" water bottle. Trust me, this was a hard decision to make - but one that will help me and many of the women I have hurt - literally - over the last 2 decades.
Growing up I was always proud of my giant penis. In fact I though everyone had the same thing until I was about 18 - that's when I knew I was special. In college they called me "The Cave Maker" or "Elephant Dick" and other names like that. One year I was even voted "biggest dick in school" by my classmates. Sure it's great to see a woman pass out from the massive sex I give them, but having a giant cock also has its drawbacks.
In order to achieve a full erection it sometimes takes up to 15 minutes for my penis to fully inflate with blood. That sort of ruins any "spontaneity" in the bedroom. In addition, many women have also fled from my house in fear once they saw me naked. I'm a "grower" as they say. On a number of occasions I have been stopped in apartment stores and held by security until they could verify that I wasn't stealing flashlights or fire logs. The L.A. County Zoo held me for 2 hours after suspecting that I stole a baby Anaconda. After a strip search I was released - annoyed and embarrassed. I never thought I'd say this, but trust me - it's not as much fun as you'd think having a huge boner.
So there you go - the cats out of the bag. I actually feel better getting that off of my chest. I only hope you guys will respect my privacy and put aside any past problems we may of had. I need good vibes and good friends to get through this surgery. It wasn't an easy decision to do this - but then again "winners" never make easy decisions, we always take the hard road to the top!
God Bless,
Brett
Um, okay... so they're going to remove some "bone" from his thrill hammer? And here all this time I thought the word "boner" was merely an expression!
Hang tough, Bretty, hang tough...
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