It's Too Damn Early To Be Alive
Today was supposed to be my day off.
Yep, I was supposed to still be in bed right now, staring at the ceiling and not sleeping, just like always. Even my cat is looking at me right now as if to say, "What the hell are you doing out of bed?? Shouldn't you still be tossing and turning, pining away for what's-her-name??" Well, as it turns out, things have gotten pretty backed up at work lately, so I suggested tweaking the schedule a bit so we can get more productivity time. How was I to know they'd take me seriously? Most of the time, nobody listens to a fucking thing I say. Now here I am, getting ready to leave for work before 6:00am. My brain won't even start functioning for at least three hours...
That's what I get for opening my big, stupid mouth.
Yep, I was supposed to still be in bed right now, staring at the ceiling and not sleeping, just like always. Even my cat is looking at me right now as if to say, "What the hell are you doing out of bed?? Shouldn't you still be tossing and turning, pining away for what's-her-name??" Well, as it turns out, things have gotten pretty backed up at work lately, so I suggested tweaking the schedule a bit so we can get more productivity time. How was I to know they'd take me seriously? Most of the time, nobody listens to a fucking thing I say. Now here I am, getting ready to leave for work before 6:00am. My brain won't even start functioning for at least three hours...
That's what I get for opening my big, stupid mouth.
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