Saturday Bullshit

I keep seeing "celebrity look-alike" collages all over the place these days, and as such, you know I had to play along. If you haven't seen them, it works like this; you upload a picture of yourself into the program at MyHeritage, and it uses face recognition technology to find out which celebrities you supposedly most resemble. I'll say one thing for the site--they are somewhat generous with the "matches" and they'll try to convince you that you're much better looking than you actually are. I put a picture of my roommate in the program, and one of his matches was Mark Harmon. Ri-i-i-i-i-ight, and I'm Brad Fucking Pitt. Anyway, for the morbidly curious among you, my results are below;




I guess there's worse things in this world than to be told you look like David Hasselhoff. Hell, it might even get me laid if I ever go to Germany. Usually when people tell me I look like a celebrity, the name most mentioned is John Candy, but that's only because I'm a fat guy that makes people laugh; plus, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that I'll die much too young...

By the way, my interview with Mandy Lynn is finished. You can check it out HERE, or just go to the main page. You might even want to check out her MySpace, using the nifty little banner featuring Mandy's toned butt below;




Well, it's Saturday night, so I'd better log off. After all, I've got a whole lot of nothing to do tonight.