Friday the 13th

You'll have to excuse me; I've been in a "fuck it, I don't feel like writing anything" mode for almost a week now. I'm not sure why this is. It isn't because I've been on a binge of some kind. It's not because of a woman, or because of work. Sometimes, I just look at the jumbled, stressful mess that is my life and get to thinking, "Why the hell would somebody want to read about this?" I mean, I wouldn't want to read about it... and I'm the poor asshole who has to live through it. I'd rather just...

Holy shit, I'd love to bang Kam Carman, the chick newscaster who's on the local Fox affiliate right now.



Um... sorry about that. I guess I shouldn't have the morning news on while I'm writing. The sight of a hot blonde with a luscious rack and a power suit is extremely distracting. That pic you see above isn't a very good shot of her, but it's the only one I could find. What can I tell you? I have this evil, ravenous fetish for newscaster women. You'd think that I'd hate beautiful women by now, considering some of the shit they've put me through. But I guess I'm stupid... and I never learn my lesson.

I guess I could write some more rambling, random bullshit, but I have to leave for work in under ten minutes. So fuck it...