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We asked a few of DeansPlanet's favorite celebs about their holiday plans!!!
Click on the Celeb's name to visit their official sites!
Compiled by Dean & Doc

Jennifer Krum: What are your plans for the holiday? I have no special plans!! The worst part of the holidays? Absolutely the shopping! Going to malls, I hate the crowd, the traffic and closed in spaces with lots of people, I can't take that. That's why I live in the country and not the city. What is your favorite holiday? Honestly, I really like Halloween, I think that's kinda fun.
Miss Howard Stern-Andrea Brooke Ownbey: What are your plans for the holidays? i plan to tan more. Have you begun your shopping? yes, but i'm not done. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? silicone breast implants. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? i don't think there is one. What is the worst part of the holidays? it sucks and it's cold and i'm afraid of santa. when i was a child i had nightmares that santa had a knife and he was a psycho killer. also, last year a shopping mall santa slapped my ass when i sat on his lap to have a picture taken. then he asked me what i wanted for christmas. he also touched my girlfriend's ass. he was a pervert. What is your favorite holiday? my birthday.
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach: What are your plans for the holidays? I don't have any plans for the holidays except to try to find a new girlfriend, or any hot chicks, chicks that weigh under 125, get some better stand-up comedy gigs, work on my material, memorize it better, get funnier stuff, always getting better. Have you begun your shopping? I have not begun my shopping. I won't be doing any shopping unless I find a hot looking chick to be my girlfriend, that I can buy her stuff. Otherwise I'll buy some large shrimp. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? If I could receive one gift I guess it would be a hot looking chick, a new girlfriend. Weights under 125. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? All my gifts in the past were bad. There were no hot looking chicks. What is the worst part of the holidays? Not having a hot looking chick as a girlfriend. What is your favorite holiday? Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Day or Christmas.
Don Jamieson: What are your plans for the holidays? Have you begun your shopping? MY PLAN FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS TO DRINK HEAVILY SO THAT THE AWKWARD SILENCE BETWEEN ME AND THE RELATIVES THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE LAST YEAR ISN'T SO BAD. I WENT OUT SHOPPING YESTERDAY BUT ENDED UP BUYING THE NEW PLAYBOY WITH BROOKE BURKE. AFTER THAT I RAN HOME AND WACKED MY BAG AND GOT NOTHING ELSE DONE. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? THE ONE GIFT I WISH I COULD RECEIVE IS FOR DIMEBAG DARRELL TO BE REBORN TO THIS EARTH. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? EVERY YEAR SOMEONE BUYS ME A SWEATER. I FUCKING HATE SWEATERS. I TAKE UPPER-DECKERS ON CAMERA, DO YOU THINK I'M THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WEARS A SWEATER? I'M 38 YEARS OLD AND I STILL WEAR CONCERT SHIRTS - HOW ABOUT A NICE DAMAGEPLAN SHIRT. What is the worst part of the holidays? THE WORST PART OF THE HOLIDAYS IS THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE A DUMP IN PEACE. YOU'RE SITTING THERE SHITTING A TURD THE SIZE OF A BABY'S ARM AND YOUR GRANDMA IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR WONDERING WHEN YOU'LL BE OUT. I'M LIKE, GRANDMA, WHAT DO YOU NEED THE BATHROOM FOR, YOU'RE WEARING A DIAPER! What is your favorite holiday? MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS AUGUST 20TH - DIMEBAG DARRELL'S BIRTHDAY. EVERYONE DRINK A BLACK TOOTH SHOT (CROWN ROYAL & COKE) ON THIS DAY!

Gary The Retard: If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN HAHA What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? Last year howard stern gave me a bunch of toys. I didnt like that. NO TOYS!!! What are your plans for the holidays? Going to Sacramento to see the nieces. What is the best part of the holidays? Eating turkey and getting fat HAHA.
Lori Trespicio: What is the worst part of the holidays? For me, the worst part of the holidays has become the traveling. I now live 3000 miles from my family, so the traveling has added SERIOUS cost (that I couldn’t even handle on my own – even remotely this year), and serious time constraints. In one month, I’ll be traveling 18,000 miles going to and from the east and west coast. The weekend before Christmas, I’m headed down to NJ for three times, come back to work for four days, then go right back that next weekend on Christmas to Boston. I love being in different places, but the packing up, the security lines, the long and claustrophobic flights with horrible movies – it’s just so exhausting. I hate it. What is your favorite holiday? My favorite holiday – I’m going with my birthday. No, it’s not a religious holiday, it’s not a legal holiday, but it’s MY holiday (and my mom’s, I guess.) My coworker just told me that a birthday could not be a holiday. Last I checked, Christmas is meant to celebrate Jesus’s birthday, so why can’t my birthday be MY favorite holiday? It’s the one day of the year where my ego-centricism is justified. Granted, I haven’t had a good birthday since my 23rd over two and half years ago, but every year, I’m hopeful that the next birthday will be a good one.
Mr. Methane: What are your plans for the holidays? I will be spending Christmas with family at my sisters house. I have to behave and farting tunes is banned, though normal digestive fermentation farting is allowed if not too smelly. Have you begun your shopping? I started my shopping last Tuesday. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? I could do with couple of filipino housemaids. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? I once got a badly knitted jumper that I had to wear. What is the worst part of the holidays? I think crowds of shoppers in the stores is worst. What is your favorite holiday? I like Christmas Day & Boxing Day best of all.
Stacy Rucker: What is the worst part of the holidays? The WORST part of the Holidays is all these SUICIDAL tendencies and and too many people in the freakin malls to just piss me off more getting in my way when I have things to get DONE, and hoping to GOD not everybody buys me something, the PRESSURE is just way too much. I shop enough as it is and I'm BURNT out on it. If I was to buy EVERYONE something I wanted them to have, it would be happiness and love. But money can't buy that, although it does help. NOW I sound like I'm running for MISS AMERICA. What is your favorite holiday? My Favorite Holiday, shouldn't it be Christmas since I do Christian music to?, if you look around it looks like JESUS GOT KICKED TO THE CURB on his own freakin Birthday and everyone is running around with money buying the cheapest gift they can for everyone so they they won't be so DAMN BROKE the next year. I like Halloween, if that is considered a Holiday, probably because I watch too many damn movies, seems like everyone can be themselves when they are hiding in a mask, or acting like a kid, or just being SOMEONE ELSE for a night. You can strike up a conversation with FRANKENSTEIN on Halloween, or enter a contest, compared to just going out, people are so reluctant to be themselves or meet strangers, Strangers are just people we haven't met. Bark at the moon...... Have "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" regardless, we get away with ALOT of CRAP because of it, and watch "Bad Santa" by Billy Bob Thornton.
Zolar: What are your plans for the holidays? To find a new apartment after my wife threw me out of the house! Have you begun your shopping? Yes, I am shopping for new stuff for my apartment! If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? A time travel machine, so I could change the past (i.e., keeping my dick in my pants!) What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? Divorce papers! What is the worst part of the holidays? Losing my family! What is your favorite holiday? Father's Day.
Billy Mira: First of all I would like to wish Doc, and Dean and all at the Howard fan site a very cool and happy holidays! What are your plans for the holidays? My plans for the holidays are always the same, I start off by saying how I am gonna take it easy this year and not throw a party and then BAM, we are the house everyone is coming to on Christmas Eve, and it turns into and event and a half.... The upside to this is I can get as drunk as I want, and bang an Elf ! My other half does the shopping, and if she finishes on time, I might let her bang an Elf too.....
Song Parody Man: What are your plans for the holidays? I'm hoping to squeeze as much time as possible in with family and my good friends, and use some of the time off to catch up on lost sleep (wishful thinking!). Have you begun your shopping? I haven't even begun to think about shopping. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? To join Kendra Jade on her Hannukah excursion (see below). Seriously, the gift of a winning mega-millions ticket would be nice. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? Pubic Lice (j/k) What is the worst part of the holidays? Hands-down, the friggin' NYC traffic. What is your favorite holiday? Thanksgiving...all the festivities and family fun, with none of the commercialism or false religious overtones.
Jasmin St. Clair: If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? The only gift I would like is the Napoleon Dynamite dvd. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? I never think any present is bad. But, if I had to pick one, it would be a ring from a gumball machine.
Rev. Bob Levy: What are your plans for the holidays? staying home with my son and soon to be ex wife Have you begun your shopping? i havent started shopping yet..i will go out the week before christmas. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? sirus radio..please..someone..ahhaa What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past?..stetson colonge..no chick will fuck you if you have that on What is the worst part of the holidays? there are no worst parts What is your favorite holiday? christmas..especially the last 5 years wacthing my son open his presents...ho ho fucking ho..everyone
Kami The Spit Whore: What are your plans for the holidays? So far I have no Holiday plans, I will be in Pittsburgh for Christmas and LA for New Years. I haven't put up my decorations as of yet but those were my weekend plans! As far as new years goes not sure what I am doing but Im sure it will be a dripping wet good time!
Captain Janks: What are your plans for the holidays? Heavy drinking, good music, & fun. Have you begun your shopping? No, not yet. I usually go on X-mas eve. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? A good gift would be $20,000. 00 cash What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? dumb clothes. What is the worst part of the holidays? Traffic What is your favorite holiday? Columbus day.
Jim Florentine: What are my plans for the holidays? My plans for the holidays are hoping to get in a big fight with my girlfriend so i won't have to get her anything for Christmas. I started today by leaving a couple of turds in the bowl for her for when she comes home. We'll see what happens. My other plans for the holidays is hanging with the family. We are all pretty close to each other and love breaking each others balls so it should be fun. Did I start my shopping yet? I usually wait until Dec. 23 to start because I work better under pressure and I'm a lazy fuck. I like to wait that long because someone always winds up buying an extra present for someone and I buy it from them so I can stay home and drink and not have to deal with fat people in my way at the mall.
Johnny Valiant: What are my plans for the holidays? I plan to spend the holidays with by beautiful new wife who is from China- I'm a newlywed and happier than I've been in a long time. It's my second marriage and it's been almost 20 years between them. And I'll go back to Pittsburgh to visit my beloved 96 year old mother and other members of the family. Have you begun your shopping? No, I haven't started shopping yet.

Leeanna Heart: If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? I would like a new car for Christmas...a Lincoln Navigator. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? The worst gift I have ever gotten was a sweater with really wacked out colors.
Yaqi The Tickler: What are your plans for the holidays? The systematic annihilation of all life forms on the planet's surface to be followed by the destruction of the top layers of the Earth's crust and the removal of the atmosphere. Then we'll sit back and let a few million years go by and see what crops up. It certainly can't be any worse than what mankind has evolved in to.
Selena Valentine: If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? The one gift I would absolutely adore would be a nice 3 carat solitaire diamond in a platinum setting. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? I can’t think of any bad gifts. I have always loved gifts from my friends & family. I can tell you the most interesting gift I ever received was a ‘Cyber Cock’ from a girlfriend that knew I needed one. That’s a gift that keeps on giving!
Sal The Stockbroker: What are your plans for the holidays? Just being with my family, and eating. Italians love to eat during the holidays. That's all we look fwd too. Before we're even done eating Thanksgiving dinner, my mother is telling me what to bring for Christmas. This year I got the chicken dish. Have you begun your shopping? Yes. I like to get that stuff outta the way early. Santa has got it good, I have to go through those awful crowds, stand in line for hours, drag $400.00 worth of toys home, wrap 'em up and it's his fucking name that goes on the presents!
Jeff The Drunk: If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? a big budweiser.What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past an empty budweiser.
Kira Reed: What is the worst part of the holidays? The worst part of the holidays is all the fattening temptations at holiday parties. by christmas i'm in a crazed sugar high and my fat jeans come out of the closet. What is your favorite holiday? My favorite holiday is new years eve. i love making resolutions and attempting to keep them to somehow better myself. not to mention the flowing champagne. of course resolution number one is to loose the 5lbs i've gained since thanksgiving. hey, at least i tend to hold my extra weight in my tits.
Jeff 'The Vomitmaster' Levy:If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? If I could have one gift I would want a gorgeous girl to vomit all over me or in front of me. If I could not have that I would like to have someone interested in participating with me in an upcoming episode of the Jerry Springer show to call me at 718-338-3234. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? The worse gift I got was about three years ago. It was a nicely gifted wrapped box and it had a note on it that said it was from a fan of mine and that this is how much they thought of me. I opened it up and there was nothing in it.
The Naked Cowboy: What are your plans for the holidays? During the holiday season I am playing my guitar in Times Square every day. Everyone on my Christmas list is getting a Naked Cowboy T-Shirt for Christmas, no shopping needed. Happy Holidays!
Kendra Jade: What are your plans for the holidays? This year for Hannukah , I will be going to Hawaii with my two younger sisters ( 18, 16)..and we will be chillin on the beach ( pending the appropriate weather ) , and we will be celebrating the new year there also!! Have you begun your shopping? Yes, I started shopping months ago (but mostly for my self so far )!!!
Lyrical Lizard: What are your plans for the holidays? I got a Plan, I Got a Plan, I Got a Plan!!! Well, being that i don't have much family up north here near the "Cold" Windy City of Chicago, I guess I'll just "chill". My major plan is to finish up these songs my second full length album entitled "Lizard Of Oz" releasing after the New Year. Have you begun your shopping? Baaaaaah Humbug!!! *sings* "Your a mean one...Mr Grinch!!!" On the real?, Merry Christmas... Biatchez!!! L.L.
Joey Boots: What are your plans for the holidays? To get completely shitfaced and then try to avoid a dui......stay outta my way. Have you begun your shopping? yeah i just scored a 1/4 oz of some awesome bud, got the big bottle of Jim Beam, some boxes of those frozen mini egg rolls and pizza bagels, a carton of marlboros and a 2-pack of new Joe Boxer underwear........ you did mean shopping for me right?
Drew Curtis: What are your plans for the holidays? This year I plan to erect a mighty Christmas display that can be seen from orbit. It will be so bright that incoming airplanes will try to land on my street and people walking by will get instant tans. I'm still trying to figure out how to work a giant butt into the schematics. Have you begun your shopping? I haven't begun shopping yet. Generally I wait until Dec 23rd or so, when it's way too late to ship anything anywhere. Then I drink about a gallon of egg nog and take all my packages down to the post office and yell at the employees there as if it were thier fault. This never works but it's getting to be a tradition.On Dec 24th I like to post a fake newsflash announcement on Fark that a huge snowstorm is about to hit. This for some reason causes everyone to go running to the store to buy all the bread and milk. I have yet to figure out what you could do with bread and milk if you were snowed in for days. Three days after the power goes out you're dipping old bread into curdled milk. It'd be much better to buy crates of doritos and beer but that's just me.On Dec 25th I just hang out around the house eating doritos and drinking beer that I bought the previous day. In the event that there's actually snow on the ground I pull my couch up to the front windows of the house and watch cars tear by at 60mph+ speeds. Kentucky drivers don't respect snow. That coupled with the fact that five houses down there's a concrete island in the median makes for a good time. There are three trees planted in the island, they have to replace at least two of them every year.That's about as good of a holiday as I can think of.
The Rappin' Granny: What are your plans for the holidays? To stay alive through the holidays. Have you begun your shopping? No, the man who takes us by bus to the mall comes to my nursing home on December 20. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? A Sirius radio subscription. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? A bottle of Viagra that was past it's expiration date.
John McCarthy: What are your plans for the holidays? To stay out of jail. I can't start shopping til all my fines are paid. If you could receive one gift this year what would it be? The one gift i would love to recieve is total freedom from NY legal system. What is the worst gift you have gotten in the past? A free ticket to the Mets game on may 4th.What is the worst part of the holidays? Giving presents. What is the best part of the holidays? Getting them.