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DeansPlanet.Com Special Celebrity Report:
What Are Your Plans For The Holidays? |
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 Cindy Margolis
Model, Actress
"I'm spending the Holidays with my new families! My real family..my husband, my beautiful son Nicholas and my brand new twins, Sierra and Sienna! And my new adopted family..The WPT and Chipleaders.com.. I'm doing a photo shoot with them on Dec. 26th!" |
 KC Armstrong
Comedian, Formerly of the Howard Stern Show
"I'll be thinking of ways to take longer to ship my new DVD "Die Waiting" to all the generous fans that purchased it because I'm a complete idiot!" |
 Victoria Zdrok
Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004 & Playboy Playmate
"Turn off cellphones, cuddle in front of my fireplace with some Belgian hot chocolate and have as much sex as I can possible have - both with my partner and my favorite toys!" |
 Eddie Deezen
Actor in War Games, Grease & Polar Express
"I may go to 'Big Wangs' to watch the football game (yes, there will be a lot of football games) this Christmas. I like to look at the cute waitresses. It is only disheartening because I have to leave them twenty dollar tips." |
 Fruity Nutcake
Rapper
"I plan to recover from my broken hip. I hobbled into Sirius last Thursday to do my Howard 100 interview with my writer Dr. Neil Berliner, saw Craig Gass and Tabitha Stevens there. But I was too weak to do the walk. Here's my holiday rap for you: I'm Fruity Nutcake, Merry Christmas / If you hate my rap you can bend down and kiss this (points to ass) / Happy Kwanza from the oldest rapper / Go find me a bitch so I can slap her / I may be old but I'm still hot to handle / Get that outta my face That's no Hannukah candle / I still got a lotta rappin' in me / Come on Santa Fill up my chimney" |
 Jim Florentine
Comedian, Crank Yankers, Meet The Creeps
"My plans are to try to get anal from my gilrfriend for Christmas. I told
her i'd rather have that than a sweater..." |
 Doug Goodstein
Howard Stern Show Producer
"What will the staff of HOWARD STERN ON DEMAND be doing for the holiday's? WORKING! That's right...the HSOD staff will ride the momentum wave straight through the holiday's barely taking time to spend with our families in order to continue to produce brand new, unique, compelling, and uncensored shows. Supertwink is ready to be released on the channel on January 1, 2006. The incredibly compelling and hysterical
"Jeff (The Drunk) Won't Leave" shows is currently airing on the channel (found within the 'Best Of The Week' category). We are also going to be airing lots of Original Programming from both archive footage that never aired before and footage that we have been shooting related to Howard's Sirius radio channel (Howard 100).
On behalf of the entire staff at HSOD I wish all of you great Howard Stern fans an incredible holiday season and a very happy new year. We hope you all make the move to Sirius with Howard on January 9th and subscribe to the greatest TV channel in the world...HOWARD STERN ON DEMAND!!!" |
 Dan Lorenzo
Musician
"I despise the holidays as much as I hate going to
weddings. They seem SO awkward.Getting/receiving gifts
should be for kids. My mom buys me the craziest stuff
that I would never use. This makes me feel like
crying.At the end of Christmas day...I plan to bang my
wife, so at least that is always fun. Merry Christmas
everyone!DanLorenzo.netPS Check out my website to hear Jeff The Drunk sing "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" from the Christmas cd
I did with him 3 years ago." |
 Darla Crane
Adult Film Star
"I'm going to spend as much time as possible loving and enjoying my home, my friends and my family. I know, I know. I'm an adult performer (not to mention a big ol' tart) and I should be doing
something "exciting," but my immediate family and my closest friends are just about the greatest
people on the planet and the holiday season just feels like the best time to make the most of all
that I'm blessed with. Also, my home is my haven. I spend a lot of the year traveling so I
really appreciate the time I get to spend tucked into my own little nest. (Of course, I do always
manage to fit in a bit of holiday debauchery here and there. I'm not a *total* fool. LOL!)" |
 Chaunce Hayden
Celebrity Journalist
"During the holidays I plan on spending my time thinking of more creative ways to keep myself banned from the Howard Stern Show. I also plan on finishing my nonfiction book, "Everything You Wanted To Know About Scores: But Were Afraid To Ask." Oh yeah, and there's an incredibly hot transvestite hooker in the Meat Packing District I've been dying to check out...That's about it.
Happy Holidays." |
 Billy Mira
Comedian
"This Holiday I am gonna spread the Christmas cheer and buy SIRIUS radios for everyone, to support Howard, and then like every year...... I am gonna fuck an Elf for shits and giggles!" |
 Tom Mabe
Comedian
"My plans for the holidays is to spend as much time with my kids without getting Alcohol poisining, I made it 6 hours one time before passing out. My kids are young and hyper, they ran 8 miles the other day without leaving the couch!" |
 Don Jamieson
Emmy Award Winning Comic
"Going to finish up Meet The Creeps Vol. 2 with Jim Florentine. We'll also be starting our second season of Meet The Creeps on Comedy Central's new broadband network - The Motherload ( www.comedycentral.com/motherload ). Also, I'm going to try and nail this little Asian broad I'm dating. Oh yeah, and I'm gonna see my family and stuff. Happy Holidays to the best website in cyberspace!" |
 Heidi Cortez
Playboy Model
"I'll be spending time with my friends and family. Having a wonderful Holiday
dinner and munching on sticky buns...My fav :)" |
 Rev. Bob Levy
Comedian
"Well i plan on taking my son and ex wife to my brothers house for christmas and hanging out with the family and on christmas eve just staying home and dressing up as santa late at night so my son can see santa putting the gifts buy the tree..should be fun..happy holidays to the greatest fans in the world and see ya all soon." |
 Zuma Dogg
White Rapper
"I've been in Vegas for the past six months, doing LIVE gigs (Hard Rock, Mandalay Bay, House of Blues, Bally's) and running game on the Vegas Strip -- (hos/weed/VIP passes...anything you need).
But, Vegas is really slow during the holidays, so I flew back to Cali (Malibu/Agoura Hills/Thousand Oaks area) to kick it on Pacific Coast Highway where I literally saw Cindy Crawford AND Pam Anderson, at the same time, at Starbuck's. (In other words, I had both them hos in my eyesite at the same time.)
Plus, for anyone in the L.A. area, I am producing new episodes of my cable show (Zuma Dogg Show) this month, for January on Adelphia & Comcast cable. And appearing LIVE around town. " |
 Drew Curtis
Fark.Com
"For the first time in 10 years I'm not travelling anywhere for the
holidays. So I plan to drink a hell of a lot and catch up on sleep." |
 "Joey Image
Pro Wrestler
"Spend time with my family and the people I love, and keeping my AWA-World Star Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship belt nice and shiny." |
 Kylie Ireland
Adult Film Star
"Sleeping in and maybe going to a movie! Enjoying my rare day off! (Exciting huh?)" |
 Debbie Schlussel
Conservative Political Commentator
"My holidays will not be glamorous or exciting, but
that is just fine for me. I will be surviving the
Siberian tundra that is Michigan (Detroit area), and
will be spending the time writing, getting work done,
getting organized and cleaning my apartment. On the
night of December 25th, I'll be lighting the first of
eight nights of Chanukah candles on my menorah
(candelabra)." |
 Sunset Thomas
Adult Film Star
"My holiday plans are to find a nice, hot Yule Log to snuggle up with! I'm staying in Reno right now and the snow is falling outside and I'm looking for something cozy for my nook. My Christmas fantasy is slipping into my little red Santa outfit—I'll wear the top part and the boots but I think I'll pass on the pants and panties. Then I'll creep into everyone's bedroom and bring them a little special holiday cheer, that'll put a whole new twist on the traditional, ‘Ho, ‘Ho, ‘Ho! I'm not particularly pious but I do love Christmas Carols and nativity scenes—I think the spirit of Christmas is something to be embraced and celebrated. The idea of giving and sharing is special—they're emotions that really seem to bubble to the top during this time of the year. My problem, however, is that I get soooo damn horny around this time of year! If I build a snowman, the carrot doesn't go on his nose! If I see a stocking hung by the chimney with care—I'm thinking corset and garter belt—and you can only imagine what I can do with a candy cane!" |
 Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Howard Stern Show Wack Packer
"Yes my plans for the holidays are to celebrate my 16 years on the Howard Stern Show. I need to reflect on all my appearances and celebrate all the good shows and good times I've had on the show since I first appeared on the first channel 9 show in 1990. And it was a huge success." |
 Ed Torian
Celebrity Lie Detector Expert
"Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - Remember the USS Saratoga/CVA60 'The Fighting Cock'" |
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