I was online last night minding my own business when I saw who I believe could be actress Charlize Theron sign on again. But unlike our last meeting on AOL Instant Messenger, she seemed less receptive to my questions and comments. The only way I got her to talk was to switch screen names and act like a totally different person.

Deansplanet : hi Charlize, whats new?
Deansplanet : we talked last time, I told you that I was seeing 3EB, you remember?
CHARLIZE33 : stephen
Deansplanet : yes
Deansplanet : well i was able to meet him, is he dating Vanessa Carlton because they were all over each other
CHARLIZE33 : at the tour
Deansplanet : yes
CHARLIZE33 : what show
Deansplanet : Hershey
CHARLIZE33 : who are you
Deansplanet : this is Dean, we talked about a month ago
CHARLIZE33 : where
CHARLIZE33 : how did u get my email
Deansplanet : on here
Deansplanet : from a friend
CHARLIZE 33 : who
Deansplanet : some guy
Deansplanet : dont know where he got it from
Deansplanet : remember we talked about the Guns N Roses shirt picture
Deansplanet : what was it like working with "marky mark" on your new movie?
Deansplanet : are you there?
Deansplanet : just wanted to chat a little and tell you about the show

She stopped responding to me so I had to switch to one of my other screen names.

With the new screen name, I had new life. I actually approached her about an interview and shockingly she agreed. I almost crapped my pants, but I should have known that it was downhill after a couple questions....