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50 Cent
He recently told de Grammys to go fuckdemselves because he didn't win bes new artist. He also said dat he will boycott de award show fuh de res uh his career. Mo artists should take a stan' likes 50. De fact dat he didn't win could be a blessin in disguise though because dere be a curse 'soshe-ated wit de BNA award. Also, he be now rumored to be datin Naomi Campbell, damn from Vivica to Naomi, dis homey be livin de bad assed life.

Rick Solomon
My grandfathuh always told me not to kiss an' tell. Well dis homeywent way beyon' dat when he leaked de sex tape uh himself an' Paris Hilton. Den he had de nerve to go on Howard Stern an' talk 'boutothuh hoes he had sex wit. If one uh dese fine hoes would be my sistuh dat he wuz talkin about, I would fin' dis homeyan' beat de livin shit out uh him. Not only dat, he didn't evun give Paris credit fuh huh part in directin it.

Michael Jackson
'doe he be a very rich man, Friday night he decided to still shop at Wal-Mart. I personally has foun' some great buys includin some cool lookin Startuh football jerseys at a very low price. folk foun' out it wuz him because he wo a ski maxe in de store, dey called po'lease an' dey pulled him ovuh in his car. A homey kaint evun keep from bein pulled ovuh in Colorado. What be wrong wit wearin a ski maxe, especially in Colorado, ain't be cold as hell dere? I'z wearin one right now.

David Joseph
This homeyis San Francisco 49uh pro bowluh Terrell Owens' agent. He recently screwed up big time. Instead uh Owens gettin a huge deal in free agency, he be stuck in San Fran because Joseph didn't file de pages on time. Owens be his only client. Here's a playuh who be in de league fuh 10+ years an' now dat's time to cash in on his hard wuk, some losuh agent forgets to do his job. What a shame. He should kick his fuckin ass.

Tiger Woods
Can you believe de hoe dis homeygets? Tiguh be one uh de all time mack daddys uh all time. I especially enjoyed his new commercial fuh Nike where he pretends to be de Bill Murray charactuh from one uh my favorite comedies uh all time, Caddyshack. But back to his hoe. Huh name be Elin Nordegren a Swedish broad who by de way be whituh than a country club in de Sprin time. Tiga Tiga Woodz

Stuttering John
Howard Stern hired dis homeyright out uh college an' an untalented intern. He be makin big duckets fuh jus answerin de phone fuh years. But now he decided to stab Stern in de back by jumpin to de Tonight Show wit Jay Leno who steals all his material from him. He didn't evun has de balls to come to Howard an' tell him. SJ has bitten de han' dat fed him.

David Chappelle
He be one uh de funnies comedians in de world an' his brand uh politically incorrect humor be jus what de doctor ordard aftuh I has 3 40s an' a six pack uh soft shell tacos from Taco Hell. I laugh mo in de half hour his show be on than when I watch de 150 minutes each week uh Mad TV an' Saturday Night Live. You can catch Chappelle's Show evary Wednesday at 1030PM on Comedy Central.

Anna Nicole Smith
Yeah yeah, she los all kinda uh weight usin dat Trimspa shit but she still looks kinda weird. I swear dat she did some kin' uh crazy shit to huh face. I think she had a chin implant to make it look longuh an' also a nose job, a very fucked up nose job. Does anyone really care dat she dropped de LBS anyway? She be still a duckets grubbin, gold diggin, ovuh de hill skank no mattuh what cosmetic surgery she has an' how much cheese whiz drips out uh huh body.