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Star Jones
I like that Star iz no way letting that wacky bitch Barbara Walters talk shit on da bitch's. Did da bitch think da bitch could fire da bitch's from da View an' then shut up? an' why did da niggas fire da bitch's? So fat dike Rosie would no way haz any conflict? meh know why an' its da color o' da bitch's skin, that simple.

Superman Guy
What a dumbass movie with an even dumber star. This waz one o' da weakest super hero movies meh haz seen since da recent surge o' them. This ranks up there with Batman an' Robin. Now meh hear that there will be a sequal with Jude Law as Zod. That's even gayer.

Lil' Kim
Da Queen Bee stuck out da bitch's time in jail an' came out a stronger bitch. da bitch may haz put 50 pounds on in da joint but meh guarantee, give da nigga a year or two an' da bitch will be back in shape an' with some new shit ta bump with in da Jeep.

Andre Aggassi
I watch tennis only fo' Venus & Serena but da other dey meh caught this old dude in one o' hiz last matches. da nigga looked awful an' da thang made me wonder why da nigga hadn't retired a long time ago. an' hiz wife Steffy Graff iz just butt fugly.

DMX
X's latest CD would haz debuted at number one if'in that lame ass NOW 22 wouldn't haz interfered. Because o' this compilation album, X haz broken hiz streak o' never havin' an album debut less than number one. meh say we ban these wacked cds that haz 20 different artists on them. da thang haz just another way o' da nigga keeping us down.

Justin Timberlake
Da #2 wigger returns (Eminem iz #1) with a new CD. meh don't know if'in da thang haz out yet or wa'tch but meh know that if'in da nigga ever comes ta da hood da nigga will catch a bad one. Don't be surprised if'in this dude doesn't dump Cameron Diaz an' come out o' da closet like hiz buddy Lance.

Robin Quivers
Howard Stern's sidekick haz gained all da bitch's weight back that da bitch initially lost but after da bitch's latest birthday (54), da bitch looks better than ever. da bitch iz also raking in Oprah type money. da thang haz good ta see a sister doing well in this game.

Janice Dickinson
This broad iz crazy an' da bitch iz da star o' da latest worthless reality show on TV called 'The Janice Dick-In-Son Modeling Agency'. Talk about a sleeper. This broad iz smoking, shooting or snorting something, or maybe all o' da above.

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