Howard Stern
I gots been listernin ta Stern fo years, hehas a lot of black peeps on like Beetlejuice, Big Black, Angry Black & Kin of all Blacks. But he has appisntly lost his mind cus he announced dat he gettin married. His fiance be a fine white chick who could be seen in FHM each month but it's a big mistake. This dude be like 53 years old which means not too mainey solid erections years ta come. If I were him and I know dat everyone agrees wit me heea, I would be spendin most of muh wakin hours bonin hot broads. And I don't mean all da whoes dat come inta da show, I be talkin about some top shelf sheeet dat I know he could pull. But hey whatever floats yo boat dude.

Walt Disney
Everybody be makin a big deal out of Disney finally creatin an black 'Princess' in an upcomin animated movie. And da media be reportin on it as if its Rosa Parks all ova again. My community doesn't give a flyin fuck about dis... It doesn't change a damn thin. On da other hand I say dat it's about damn time! Snow White, Sleepin Beauty, Cinderella... It took until 2007 fo one of muh 7 lil lil' bitches ta gots a role model ta look up ta and ta give them someone ta emmulate. Well sheeet, we gots had our Princesses, Whitney, Mary J ta name a few. We don't need some ridetoon ta make our children feel crunk.