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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / AJ |
AJ
9-2-08 |
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| She deep throats, she queefs, she sticks things up her butt. Today’s Howardshrine Inductee does just about it all and that is why she is in my opinion one of the best Howard Stern guests this year, not to mention responsible for one of the best Howard TV shows in recent memory. AJ Morgan graced the Sirius Satellite Radio studios to play another round of one  of my favorite games on the show, Anal Ring Toss……..with a twist. Hey Now. AJ and the inventor of the Game, Chester Kingwood, changed things up a bit this time. Instead of being on all fours with the anal ring pole sticking out of her butt, AJ laid on her back facing the contestants and queefed whenever someone scored. The Lord of the Anal Ring toss, Artie Lange, all man, was obviously distracted by the new look and lost to Richard Christy, a gay guy. Well, he’s about as gay as a guy can get without sticking poles up his butt. Sal, Richard’s gay partner came in after the game to see if anyone would sniff his butt. AJ, the good sport that she is creped closer to get a whiff when Sal decided to bust out a fart. Pretty funny idea Sal. What is even more funny is that he had an accident when he tried and out flew a chunk of Sal turd, an incident that was stricken from the replays by the program director Tim Sabean.
One of my favorite Howard TV moments this year comes at the end of that episode when Sal learns that Tim was upset by his tomfoolery. I on the other hand loved it. Keep up the great work, Sal, Richard, Artie, Howard and the gang. The show was great, is great, and getting greater everyday. Ain’t nothing like the Stern show folks. If you don’t have Sirius and you don’t have Howard TV you are truly missing out on some of the greatest entertainment known to man. Well, if you have a perverted mind like me that is. Thanks AJ for a great show and for this interview. You rock. |
| Doc: How did you like you stern appearances? |
| AJ: GOING ONTO STERN THE VERY FIRST TIME WAS A LITTLE CRAZY! IT WAS FAST PACED AND I TRIED TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS BUT IT WAS ALITTLE DIFFICULT. NOW THE SECOND TIME WAS A BLAST BECAUSE I WASNT NERVOUS. I TOOK MY TIME TALKING AND REALLY TRIED TO JUST STAY RELAXED AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. |
| Doc: Any good behind the scenes stories to tell us fans? |
| AJ: TO PUT MY PINK STRIPPER SHOES ON I HAD TO USE A BLOW DRYER TO STRETCH THE PLASTIC OUT FOR MY TOES TO FIT. THE SHOES ARE INSANE TO PUT ON BUT THEY’RE FUN TO WEAR BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY. ALL GIRLS SHOULD WEAR THEM. |
| Doc: Is there anyone you didn't like at the studio? |
| AJ: I DIDNT LIKE RONNIE "THE GRUMP". HE TAKES HIS JOB TOO SERIOUSLY AND ANYWAY WHOEVER HEARD OF A 70 YEAR OLD BODY GUARD? |
| Doc: Who came up with the new way to hold the anal stick? Was the queefing your idea? |
| AJ: CHESTER CAME UP WITH THE WHOLE IDEA. |
| Doc: Which way do you prefer ? |
| AJ: I LIKE LYING ON MY BACK BECAUSE IT IS SO FUNNY TO SEE PEOPLES’ REACTIONS WHEN I QUEEF. |
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| Doc: The Keilbassa Queen was on recently. She is known for deep throating 13" keilbassas. Do you think you could beat her in a deep throat contest? What is the longest you have done? |
| AJ: WELL I HAVE NEVER TRIED MORE THAN AN 8 IN. DILDO. BUT IM SURE I CAN MANAGE. MAYBE MORE. |
| Doc: You said you do an anal douche before anal scenes. How do you prepare for the anal ring toss game? Anything similar? |
| AJ: WHENEVER I HAVE A SHOW TO DO I DONT EAT BIG MEALS JUST BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. THE PLUG ONLY GOES IN AND OUT ONCE PER SHOW. |
| Doc: What did you think when Sal had his accident? Have you ever had an accident while doing the ring toss? |
| AJ: I THOUGHT THAT WAS DISGUSTING! I ALMOST PUCKED AND NO I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT DURING ANAL RING TOSS. |
| Doc: What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you at bachelor parties and/ or filming ? |
 AJ: I ALMOST GOT IN A FIGHT WITH SOME NASTY WHORE WITH MY STRAP ON. IT WAS DURING THE SEX SHOW AND I WANTED MY FIST TO MEET HER FACE BUT ALL THE MEN KICKED HER OUT FOR TALKING SHIT. AND THE FUNNY THING IS SHE NEVER MADE 1 DOLLAR FOR GETTING LAID BY 10 GUYS. I’ M NOT VERY NICE WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS AND THEIR SHIT TALKING.
Doc: Which film do you recommend for fans to watch of you? What is your favorite, what was the most fun to make?
AJ: NOT MY FIRST ONE BECAUSE I WAS SO NEW AT THE WHOLE CAMERA THING. I JUST WASN’T THAT COMFORTABLE AND MY APPEARENCE HAS CHANGED A LOT. I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE. THEY ARE ALL FUN TO MAKE.
Doc: Do you have Howard TV? Did you see your episode? At the end of the episode it looked like Tim Sabean was upset with what happened with Sal. You might not know this but that part of the radio show where he had his accident was deleted from all the replays that day and was never re-aired. How do you feel about that?
AJ: YES I DO. I SAW BOTH EPISODES. I LIKE THE SECOND ONE WAY BETTER. YEAH THEM TAKING OUT SOME OF THE EPISODE IS NOT RIGHT BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY.
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| Doc: Whatever happened to Alley, the first Anal Ring Toss girl? |
| AJ: I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLEY BECAUSE I WASN’T AROUND BACK THEN. I HEARD SHE WANTED TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE A FAMILY. |
| Doc: Any new projects coming up? |
| AJ: A LOT MORE FILMING WITH CHESTER AND ON THE ROAD DOING SHOWS. |
| You can reach AJ at www.chestermolester.com if you would like to schedule a bachelor party or see more of her work |
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