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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Alley The Anal Princess |
| Alley
the Anal Princess
12-02-02
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One of my favorite long-time bits of the Howard Stern show
is when a panel of guests evaulate hot and sometimes not
so hot chicks for Playboy. Whether it's Ralph the faeg and
his laser pointer finding every possible flaw, Snoop Dogg
and his posse trying to recruit 'HOES' for his stable or
most recently Yucko the Clown squirting the "traitor"
Mr. Skin with his dildo gun, The Evaulators always seems
to make for some great entertainment. (  Hmmm....Someone
should make a TV series out of this idea.) Stern producer
Gary Dellabatte, the brains and teeth of the show, has said
on the air several times that the E! show ratings are the
highest when hot chicks are on. I have noticed that my inteviews
with hot chicks also seem to get the most attention. I hope
you guys and gals don't mind but I thought I'd go to the
well one more time, and at the same time pay tribute to
a great part of the show. But who?Who should I contact?
Many ladies have come and gone but I never thought of contacting
any of them, that is until the most recent evaluation show.
One lady for me stood out, not for the website mention she
gave out over the air, www.chesterthemolesther.com but for
another plug. A buttplug. Now that's right up my 'alley'.
(yuk yuk!!)
Alley, one of the WHAT A PIECE OF ASS chicks being evaulated
mentioned during her  interview
with Howard that she and her girlfriend,Kat, go to bachelor
 parties
and play a game, buttplug toss. HAHAHAHAHA No shit? Now
that sounds like a fun game and something I would love to
see. Unfortunately time did not allow for her to demonstrate
that day at the studio but I hope that Howard invites this
shrine-worthy quest and her friend back to play the game
one day, or maybe some variation of it . One involving midgets
and people who can fart at will and prizes and betting and..Oh
the possibilities!!! Totally engorged I contacted Alley
shortly after her appearanceand asked if she would like
to contribute to my tribute to Howard and the Show. Not
only didshe send me a great autographed 8x10 of her and
Kat, the ladies also sent me a beanie and t-shirt with their
website name and logo (their bum-bums), topped off with
a great interview from Alley about her experience on the
show. ENJOY!!
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| Doc:
Hi
Alley. Tell us alittle about yourself. |
 Alley:
I
am 22, born and raised in Orange
County, CA. About
2 years ago I meet my girlfriend, Kat, and my boyfriend, Chester.
I was going out with the neighbor. We would all hang out and
the three of us hit it off right away. We spend a lot of time
now working on our website, ChesterMolestHer.com. We have
thousands of pics, videos, live web cam, and an online store.
Kat and I also do bachelor parties in L.A., Orange, and Riverside
Counties.
Doc: You also recently participated in a Playboy evaluation on the Stern Show.(11-01-02) How was that experience for you and how did it come about? |
 Alley:
Going
on the Howard Stern show was a lot of fun. I was interested
in seeing who
the judges would be and what they would have to say. My girlfriend
always told me I should go on the show and get evaluated.
Gary was doing an appearance at a Sit & Sleep near our
house, so we went down to see what I needed to do to get evaluated.
He gave me a number to reach K.C., in which he asked me to
mail some photos. The next thing I knew K.C. was on the phone
giving me a date to be there.I figured I would not be good
for Playboy because of my tattoos and piercings. It was a
fun experience. Nobody said anything too bad, just to change
my hair and makeup. Of course I don't know how anybody could
have nice hair when it is cold, dry, and windy outside :).
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| Doc:
Would
you like to be in magazines or was that just for fun? |
| Alley:
I
would like to be in Hustler, they always make the girls look
their best. I'd like to give them a challenge. Ha Ha Ha |
| Doc:
No
doubt you are Hustler hot. I caught your evaluation on the
E! show and I have to say I agree with the judges that you
might look better with a different hair style and for me the
lip ring looks scarey. Do you plan on taking their advice
at all? Why the lip and not the tongue? |
| Alley:
For
the most part my hair is up because it gets in the way during
school. People love my long hair and there is not much I can
do with it. The lip ring suits me better then the tongue.
In California facial piercings are pretty normal. |
| Doc:
Tell
us alittle about your tattoos and piercings? |
| Alley:
My
tattoos:
- A
turquiose smiling sun on my lower stomach, I'm into celestial,
stars,
 moon,
etc.
- A
mother and baby Orca on my lower back, Dolphins are too
trendy.
- Flames
around my ankle, eventually one side will be "good"
tats and the other side "evil" tats.
- A
four-leaf clover on the back of my neck, Kat and Chester
have them too.
My
piercings:
- My
bellybutton, I have a nice stomach so why the hell not.
- The
lip I had wanted for a long time, since I don't work right
now I thought I'd do it while I could.
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| Doc:
That's
right, you are still in college. Where do you go and what
are you studying? Ever try to improve your grade by staying
after class? |
| Alley:
I
currently go to Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, CA. I
am almost done with my BA, and by the end of the year I will
be in a nursing program at Cal State Long Beach. I have a
4.0 GPA so I haven't had to "stay after class."
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| Doc:
Big
and firm brains too...Could you please try and settle something
for us. Who smells worse, Yucko the Clown or Benjy? |
| Alley:
Definitely
Benjy! |
| Doc:
Who
was your favorite person to deal with at the studio? Foul
odors aside anyone you just didn't like? |
| Alley:
I
hated them all. Just kidding, everybody was wonderful and
treated us very well ( Chester too ). |
| Doc:
Is
Chester his real name? |
| Alley:
Chester
is his real name, it was his grandfather's. During his life
people use to joke around and call him Chester Molester so
he changed it to Chester Molest Her. |
| Doc:
Makes
for a great website name too. Speaking of plugs, you mentioned
on the show that you and Kat play buttplug toss at your bachelor
parties. How is that played? |
| Alley:
Kat
and I are naked. I get on all fours so Kat can  eat
me out and lube me up. Then she slides in the butt plug
with an 18-inch stick coming out of it. The guys get pliable
hoops to toss at my ass. The guys that make it get a ChesterMolestHer
T-shirt, that has a big four-leaf clover with our butts
in it.
Doc: Lesbian action huh? What else goes on at a party and how much do you charge? Double headers for the groom? |
| Alley:
What's
a party without a little lesbian action? The price varies
depending on where the party is, how many people will be there
and what they want to see. On our web site are pics and how
to get a hold of us for a party. No double headers for the
groom, but he does get free double lap dances! |
| Doc:
Does
Chester ever get jealous of you two? What makes a good party?
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| Alley:
Chester
does not get jealous, he knows it is business. It is not like
we're going home with the guys. The best parties are when
the guys are a little wild and fun. A room full of silent
perverts is a bit uncomfortable. |
| Doc:
Do
you have any pics of Chester? |
| Alley:
The
only pics we have of Chester is of his....you know. |
| Doc:
I
noticed in your pics that you keep it clean downstairs. What
is your technique to keep that area so well-groomed? |
| Alley:
I
shave it every time I'm in the shower. If you hadone you'd
use shaving as an excuse to touch it too! |
| Doc:
One
can only dream. How about at your website? Whatall goes on
there? You, Kat, and Chester getting it on..ever include anyone
else? What is the craziest thing you personally have done
for the site? |
 Alley:
Just
the three of us, that keeps us busy enough. We have
free pics and video on our free tour if you want a taste.
We do as much to each other as we can. The craziest things
we can't have on film..."fists" full of "choking" fun if you know what I mean!
Doc: Oh my!! Do you always do threesomes or do you pair off too? |
| Alley:
Majority
of the time it is the three of us, besides if you had the
option of two girls or one what would you pick? |
Doc:
Good
point. Just curious, if you, Kat, and Chester could only do
one sexual position/act which one would you all agree on?
If
you had to choose, taco or dog, what would it be? |
Alley:
I
do not know if we could agree on ONE act. We like different
positions. There is always variety.
Taco or dog?...Full course meal. |
| Doc:
Damn.
I'm thinking that maybe Chester should change the website
name to imaluckybastard.com. Thanks Alley and good luck with
everything. |
 Alley:
Thank
you so much for your time and all your work.
If you would like to see more of Alley and her friends in action visit their website at chestermolesther.com.
If you would like to see, "Who wants to be a buttplug millionaire" and make ole Doc a happy fella contact the show at sternshow@howardstern.com. Thanks!! |
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