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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Miss Howard Stern 2002 |
| Andrea
"Miss Howard Stern 2002"
07-12-02 |
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 Originally
billed the World's dumbest Stripper, today's featured Shrine
inductee went on to become one of this year's biggest surprises
and newest beloved Stern show characters. Andrea stole the
hearts of millions of Stern show fans with her breathtaking
beauty and now famous catchphrase, "thank you."
Crowned the new Miss Howard Stern in Las Vegas earlier this
year, Andrea recently launched her website, www.seeandrea.com
(currently under construction). For autograph seekers her
site offers an excellent gallery of photos to choose from.
After hours and hours of "pondering" I finally purchased
one for the
lo, lo, lo price of just $4.50 plus shipping and handling.
Quite the steal. Andrea was also nice enough to personalize
it at my request. I received my photo within a few weeks of
ordering and quickly asked her via email for an interview.
"I'd love to." Can this stuff get any more fun?
Now for the really "hard part." What do you ask
someone as beautiful as her? I asked a few of my guy friends
for suggestions and got the typical male response, "Ask
her how many knobs she has polished." Oy vey..That's
 exactly
what I was thinking. Hmm..Maybe I better get a lady's perspective
on this one. Known for her beauty, both inner and out, I turned
to the lovely MissBBS of the True Fans of Stern and asked
her to think up some questions. The result was my first ménage
a twat as a celebrity journalist. Enjoy!! |
| Doc:
How do you like doing the Howard Stern show? |
| Andrea:
I want to do as many shows as possible and that's
the truth. |
| MissBBS:
Do you find Howard attractive? |
| Andrea:
I find Howard very attractive. |
| MissBBS:
Would you date him if you had the opportunity? |
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| Andrea:
No, not really cause he's older and he's always
got women everywhere. |
| Doc:
The battle of wits against that 11 year old was a funny
show. How annoying was that kid Jason? Did you just want to
smack him or what? |
| Andrea:
That kid Jason didn't really bother me. |
| Doc:
You said that you hate kids at the end of that show. Do you
really not like kids? |
| Andrea:
I love kids. It was just funny to say it. |
| Doc:
Spell intelligent. |
| Andrea:
You already spelled it. |
| MissBBS:
Do you have any vices? |
| Andrea:
I don't really have any. |
| Doc:
We have had many, many reports of Benji smelling. Did
you notice any foul odor while in the studio? |
| Andrea:
No foul odor off Benji. Sorry guys, try harder.
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| Doc:
Is there anyone famous whose autograph you would like to have?
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| Andrea:
Pam Anderson and Madonna. They are cool. |
| Doc:
Do you still enjoy dancing? |
Andrea:
I'm so over it, and just want to quit.
All I want in life is to be on a TV show and be famous. |
| MissBBS:
Do you see yourself ever doing pornographic films in the future?
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| Andrea:
I won't do it. |
| Doc:
Any new projects we can look forward too? |
| Andrea:
I will be on Late Night With Pleasure Dudes on
Fox 31 in August, as well as RMCW wrestling in August .There
are a lot of things happening in my life, but I'm still waiting
for my TV show to come along. |
| Doc:
Fox 31, RMCW wrestling? Who is your agent? |
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| Andrea:
I don't have an agent, but I guess it might could
help out. |
| Doc:
How have the events of 9-11 affected you personally? |
| Doc:
What is your take on the Middle East crisis? Any suggestions
on how to resolve this Jewish Arab thing over there? |
| Doc:
Andrea...Andrea? Ah... thank you Andrea for everything.
Good luck this year as the reigning Miss Howard Stern and
hope you get that TV show of yours real soon. |
| Andrea:
Thank you. |
And a special "thank you" to MissBBS for all
of your help.
If
you have any comments/ suggestions for Andrea or you think
you may have what it takes to be her agent please email
her at misshowardstern@aol.com.
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