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Can I Have Your Autograph... / Miss Howard Stern 2002
Andrea "Miss Howard Stern 2002"
07-12-02
 
Originally billed the World's dumbest Stripper, today's featured Shrine inductee went on to become one of this year's biggest surprises and newest beloved Stern show characters. Andrea stole the hearts of millions of Stern show fans with her breathtaking beauty and now famous catchphrase, "thank you." Crowned the new Miss Howard Stern in Las Vegas earlier this year, Andrea recently launched her website, www.seeandrea.com (currently under construction). For autograph seekers her site offers an excellent gallery of photos to choose from. After hours and hours of "pondering" I finally purchased one for the lo, lo, lo price of just $4.50 plus shipping and handling. Quite the steal. Andrea was also nice enough to personalize it at my request. I received my photo within a few weeks of ordering and quickly asked her via email for an interview. "I'd love to." Can this stuff get any more fun? Now for the really "hard part." What do you ask someone as beautiful as her? I asked a few of my guy friends for suggestions and got the typical male response, "Ask her how many knobs she has polished." Oy vey..That's exactly what I was thinking. Hmm..Maybe I better get a lady's perspective on this one. Known for her beauty, both inner and out, I turned to the lovely MissBBS of the True Fans of Stern and asked her to think up some questions. The result was my first ménage a twat as a celebrity journalist. Enjoy!!
Doc: How do you like doing the Howard Stern show?
Andrea: I want to do as many shows as possible and that's the truth.
MissBBS: Do you find Howard attractive?
Andrea: I find Howard very attractive.
MissBBS: Would you date him if you had the opportunity?
Andrea: No, not really cause he's older and he's always got women everywhere.
Doc: The battle of wits against that 11 year old was a funny show. How annoying was that kid Jason? Did you just want to smack him or what?
Andrea: That kid Jason didn't really bother me.
Doc: You said that you hate kids at the end of that show. Do you really not like kids?
Andrea: I love kids. It was just funny to say it.
Doc: Spell intelligent.
Andrea: You already spelled it.
MissBBS: Do you have any vices?
Andrea: I don't really have any.
Doc: We have had many, many reports of Benji smelling. Did you notice any foul odor while in the studio?
Andrea: No foul odor off Benji. Sorry guys, try harder.
Doc: Is there anyone famous whose autograph you would like to have?
Andrea: Pam Anderson and Madonna. They are cool.
Doc: Do you still enjoy dancing?
Andrea: I'm so over it, and just want to quit.
All I want in life is to be on a TV show and be famous.
MissBBS: Do you see yourself ever doing pornographic films in the future?
Andrea: I won't do it.
Doc: Any new projects we can look forward too?
Andrea: I will be on Late Night With Pleasure Dudes on Fox 31 in August, as well as RMCW wrestling in August .There are a lot of things happening in my life, but I'm still waiting for my TV show to come along.
Doc: Fox 31, RMCW wrestling? Who is your agent?
Andrea: I don't have an agent, but I guess it might could help out.
Doc: How have the events of 9-11 affected you personally?
Doc: What is your take on the Middle East crisis? Any suggestions on how to resolve this Jewish Arab thing over there?
Doc: Andrea...Andrea? Ah... thank you Andrea for everything. Good luck this year as the reigning Miss Howard Stern and hope you get that TV show of yours real soon.
Andrea: Thank you.


And a special "thank you" to MissBBS for all of your help.

If you have any comments/ suggestions for Andrea or you think you may have what it takes to be her agent please email her at misshowardstern@aol.com.