And the award goes to.........deansplanet.com. The following are EXCLUSIVE stories and pics from the recently held 22nd annual Adult Video Awards, compliments of Zolar of Howard Stern Show fame and Andrea Brooke, better known as "Miss Howard Stern." Zolar was invited to attend the award show which celebrates achievements in the adult film industry and "hang out" with the stunning Andrea and a bunch of hot porn stars like Jesse Jane and Taylor Rain. ooooh yeahhh!!! That lucky "stiff." And to think just a few short months ago he was happily married with children. Zolar, as listeners of the Howard Stern show will recall, got in to some hot water with his wife the last time he was in Las Vegas with Andrea. Since divorced, Zolar has taken Andrea under his wing and now acts as her part-time manager, among other things. Hmmm...Does their relationship go further than client and manager? The "Has Zolar banged Andrea?" question is one of the great Show mysteries from this past year, right up there with "Where is KC?" and "What is the deal with Nigger What?" Do they do it or don't they, only they know for sure. What I do know for sure is that we really appreciate everything you two did at the AVN awards and how you represented the Stern show so well and we REALLY appreciate you awarding us with your EXCLUSIVE stories and pics of the event. Thank you so much. Better luck next year howardstern.com.

ZOLAR: Andrea drugged me and I don’t remember much of anything! I was told I had a really good time and met a lot of cool people. Fortunately I took a lot of photos to refresh my memory. Other than the porn stars, I met Gene Simmons, Penn Jillette of Penn &Teller, and I got to do an on-air interview with Lloyd Banks.

‘Miss Howard Stern’ Andrea was signing autographs and taking photos with fans nonstop, all 4 days of the AVN Expo at the Metro and Astrux booth (the company that hired her as a celebrity host for an upcoming video ). There was a huge crowd vying for her attention at all times. People magazine took some photos of her. Also, Andrea talked to porn star Jesse Jane for the E! Show.

Saturday night was the “climax” of the trip, with the AVN Awards. Andrea walked the red carpet as if she was a nominee at the Oscars! The crowd alongside the red carpet, shouted out her name, while the flashes from their cameras lit the room. Gary Garver interviewed her for E!, and she was also interviewed by Inside Edition.

‘MISS HOWARD STERN’ ANDREA: I did not drug Zotard! (Zolar + Retard = Zotard.) He is a fool and he got into my medications! He’s so crazy; he ordered an $800 bottle of champagne at a restaurant, without asking the price first! Luckily for him I made him ask the waiter the price before bringing the bottle, or his ass would have been toast!

At the AVN Expo, Zotard was kissing all the porn stars! He stole a move that Ron Jeremy did on me. Ron Jeremy asked me for a kiss on the cheek and when I leaned in, he kissed me on the lips instead! Yuck! Didn’t that guy suck his own thingy? Anyways, I met tons of fans and I even met some fans from other countries. That was the best part. I love you all. At the AVN Awards Show, Zotard and I brought the band Lit out on stage to close the show. Thank you to Metro and Astrux for inviting me out to Las Vegas. I had a lot of fun.

ZOLAR: FYI, Andrea and I did not "wander out on stage" like Gary Dell’Abate said on the 1/19/05 Howard Stern Show. In all actuality, Andrea and I were backstage with the band, and the singer from Lit grabbed me by the neck and dragged me onstage. If you listen to the audio of what Howard played from the AVN Awards, you can hear the singer introduce me as Zolar from the Howard Stern Show, and he said that I make shit happen. He handed me the microphone and I introduced Miss Howard Stern. I handed the microphone to Andrea and she said, “Hey this is Miss Howard Stern”. But the band started playing and they grabbed the microphone out of her hand before she could say anything else.

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