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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
Can I Have Your Autograph... / Blue Iris
Blue Iris
03-12-03
 
The new shrine is finally complete. YAAAY!!! That took some work-- a carpenter I am not. I messed up just about every step of the way: Wrong size wood, wrong kind of trim, wrong hinges, and on and on and on. The hobby was definitely crossing over into insanity territory during this project but thank God it is done and I am pleased. Overall, I think it came out decent. Just don’t look TOO close. Haha One exciting idea also came out of it. Being that the new shrine display is in a treatment room where patients are often left unattended I thought it would be a good idea to use locks on the custom made doors. Say… since I can lock theses cases up, I could hang my nudies without much worry. YEAH BABY!!! Bring on the naked people. Bring on those dirty porn stars. Time for a vagina wall.

There is always a fresh bunch of porno stars paraded through the Stern show studio and one night watching E! I fell in love with one of them. Maybe fresh isn’t the best word to describe a 57 year old porn star but for this one certainly funny would be. I thought Blue Iris’s E! Show appearance was some of the funniest stuff I have seen on E! in quite awhile and I hope Howard has her back again soon. From fellating a banana to Howard taking a black marker and darkening the crack of her pants the whole while telling her he was signing her pants to Blue Iris screaming NO !! NO!! when asked to show her private parts, this was must see TV. I hope you all had the chance to catch it. After seeing this show I thought it would be great to get a few words from Blue Iris about her appearance and contacted her through the email on the site she plugged. Special thanks to Angel for getting back to me and for all her help with this interview. Ladies and gentlemen, drop them pants and enjoy: The one and only, Blue Iris!!

Doc: I understand that you have been in the porn industry for 4 years. How many films have you done in that time? Is it true what Gary said on the air that your specialty is black men?
Blue Iris: I’ve been in dozens of videos some of them are - Old Grannies Young Panties #2 , Old Lady Next Door. My specialty is fucking and sucking and it doesn’t matter who it is!!
Doc: How much longer do you think you will be in porn?
Blue Iris: I will do it till I drop!!!
Doc: Have you ever had an orgasm on film?
Blue Iris: I have been orgasmed on if that counts.
Doc: That certainly counts in my book. How is your son doing? I understand he has aids. What does he think about you being in porn?
Blue Iris: I love my son very much and he loves me very much and he knows I’m in good hands in the porn industry
Doc: So you are provided marijuana for medical reasons. For what condition?
Blue Iris: My stomach is paralyzed so I need to smoke to make me feel better. Only in California does my prescription work so I try to stock up before I hit the road!!
Doc: How did you like your time on the show? Did you think Howard and the gang were mean to you ?
Blue Iris: I don’t remember the name of one of the guys but he was saying some rotten stuff. But all they wanted is me naked and none of them wanted to hear my funny jokes. Not sure why.
Doc: How is your comedy career going? Got any good jokes to tell us?
Blue Iris: I got to stand on stage with Chris rock at the Comedy Store in LA.
How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her.
Doc: We saw the wig you brought Howard. What other gifts did you bring him?
Blue Iris: I brought some weed. condoms, pictures of myself, an autographed hand delivered Larry flint photograph, and pictures of abstract drawings of dildos.
Doc: Very nice. I hope he appreciated them. Any good behind the scenes of the Stern show you can share with us fans?
Blue Iris: Everyone was so nice there especially Howard. They made me give oral to a banana over and over. I think I sucked the banana peel off the banana!!!
Doc: I would love to see you become a regular on the show. Would that be something that would interest you?
Blue Iris: I would love to go on again after I go on Jay Leno. I would love to do some sort of dating game . I’m open to doing anything .
Doc: I could definitely see you in a Win a date with a porn star bit. You even got a catch phrase already. NOO!!NOO!!! Have you always spoken like that?
Blue Iris: It’s just my voice. I’ve got a deep voice and it always seems to turn on men, especially in my movies.
Doc: Any new projects or movies coming up?
Blue Iris: I’m doing more stand-up now so come down. Every Sunday night you can see me at the Comedy Store in LA. I also got a pending deal with a script that me and Larry Flint are going to work on.
Doc: I collect memorabilia from the show and would love to add your pants that Howard signed? What are your plans for them? Can I have them please? haha I want to get in your pants Iris. :)
Blue Iris: Oh, the pants are my personal favorite . I hung them on the wall but if you want some pants I can autograph my name on a pair of pants and give them to you.
Doc: Awesome!!! Just be sure to wear them first. Thanks so much. I will post a pic of them for everyone to see when they arrive. Thanks also for the great interview and good luck with everything. Hope to see you on the show again real soon.

To learn more about Blue Iris please visit www.exploitedmoms.com.