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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Blue Iris |
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Iris
03-12-03
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The
new shrine is finally complete. YAAAY!!! That took some work--
a carpenter I am not. I messed up just about every step of
the way: Wrong size wood, wrong kind of trim, wrong hinges,
and on and on and on. The hobby was definitely crossing over
into insanity territory during this project but thank God
it is done and I am pleased. Overall, I think it came out
decent. Just don’t look TOO close. Haha One exciting
idea also came out of it. Being that the new shrine display
is in a treatment room where patients are often left unattended
I thought it would be a good idea to use locks on the custom
made doors. Say…  since
I can lock theses cases up, I could hang my nudies without
much worry. YEAH BABY!!! Bring on the naked people. Bring
on those dirty porn stars. Time for a vagina wall.
There
is always a fresh bunch of porno stars paraded through the
Stern show studio and one night watching E! I fell in love
with one of them. Maybe fresh isn’t the best word
to describe a 57 year old porn star but for this one certainly
funny would be. I thought Blue Iris’s E! Show appearance
was some of the funniest stuff I have seen on E! in quite
awhile and I hope Howard has her back again soon. From fellating
a banana to Howard taking a black marker and darkening the
crack of her pants the whole while telling her he was signing
her pants to Blue Iris screaming NO !! NO!! when asked to
show her private parts, this was must see TV. I hope you
all had the chance to catch it. After seeing this show I
thought it would be great to get a few words from Blue Iris
about her appearance and contacted her through the email
on the site she plugged. Special thanks to Angel for getting
back to me and for all her help with this interview. Ladies
and gentlemen, drop them pants and enjoy: The one and only,
Blue Iris!!
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| Doc:
I understand that you have been in the porn industry for 4
years. How many films have you done in that time? Is it true
what Gary said on the air that your specialty is black men? |
| Blue
Iris: I’ve been in dozens of videos some of
them are - Old
Grannies Young Panties #2 , Old
Lady Next Door. My specialty is fucking and sucking and
it doesn’t matter who it is!! |
| Doc:
How much longer do you think you will be in porn? |
| Blue
Iris: I will do it till I drop!!! |
| Doc:
Have you ever had an orgasm on film? |
| Blue
Iris: I have been orgasmed on if that counts. |
| Doc:
That certainly counts in my book. How is your son doing? I
understand he has aids. What does he think about you being
in porn? |
| Blue
Iris: I love my son very much and he loves me very
much and he knows I’m in good hands in the porn industry
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| Doc:
So you are provided marijuana for medical reasons. For what
condition? |
| Blue
Iris: My stomach is paralyzed so I need to smoke
to make me feel better. Only in California does my prescription
work so I try to stock up before I hit the road!! |
| Doc:
How
did you like your time on the show? Did you think Howard and
the gang were mean to you ? |
| Blue
Iris: I don’t remember the name of one of the
guys but he was saying some rotten stuff. But all they wanted
is me naked and none of them wanted to hear my funny jokes.
Not sure why. |
| Doc:
How is your comedy career going? Got any good jokes to tell
us? |
Blue
Iris: I got to stand on stage with Chris rock at
the Comedy Store in LA.
How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her. |
| Doc:
We saw the wig you brought Howard. What other gifts did you
bring him? |
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| Blue
Iris: I brought some weed. condoms, pictures of myself,
an autographed hand delivered Larry flint photograph, and
pictures of abstract drawings of dildos. |
| Doc:
Very nice. I hope he appreciated them. Any good behind the
scenes of the Stern show you can share with us fans? |
| Blue
Iris: Everyone was so nice there especially Howard.
They made me give oral to a banana over and over. I think
I sucked the banana peel off the banana!!! |
| Doc:
I would love to see you become a regular on the show. Would
that be something that would interest you? |
| Blue
Iris: I would love to go on again after I go on Jay
Leno. I would love to do some sort of dating game . I’m
open to doing anything . |
| Doc:
I could definitely see you in a Win a date with a porn star
bit. You even got a catch phrase already. NOO!!NOO!!! Have
you always spoken like that? |
| Blue
Iris: It’s just my voice. I’ve got a
deep voice and it always seems to turn on men, especially
in my movies. |
| Doc:
Any new projects or movies coming up? |
| Blue
Iris: I’m doing more stand-up now so come down.
Every Sunday night you can see me at the Comedy Store in LA.
I also got a pending deal with a script that me and Larry
Flint are going to work on. |
| Doc:
I collect memorabilia from the show and would love to add
your pants that Howard signed? What are your plans for them?
Can I have them please? haha I want to get in your pants Iris.
:) |
| Blue
Iris: Oh, the pants are my personal favorite . I
hung them on the wall but if you want some pants I can autograph
my name on a pair of pants and give them to you. |
| Doc:
Awesome!!! Just be sure to wear them first. Thanks so much.
I will post a pic of them for everyone to see when they arrive.
Thanks also for the great interview and good luck with everything.
Hope to see you on the show again real soon. |
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