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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
Can I Have Your Autograph... / Captain Janks
Prank Call Legend Captain Janks
03-15-03
 

Intently glued to the television screen, my wife and I looked at each other in total disbelief then uncontrollable laughter while with OJ sitting in the backseat of his white bronco outside his Brentwood Estate eyewitness Mr. Higgins reported to Peter Jennings, "Now lookee here...I see OJ and he look scared." HAHAHAHAHA!!! Where someone was the exact moment of the OJ car chase is almost as memorable as the JFK assasination or 9-11 for most but thanks to a prank phone caller I was laughing my ass off this time as Mr.Higgins broke a moment that was "quite tenses."

Today's featured artist did not make that particular call but he was the man responsible for making such breaking news calls popular. Of course Dan Rather would probably say unpopular but as we all know he is an idiot...but that's beside the point. The legendary prankster Captain Janks was one of the first Stern celebrities that I contacted when I first began building the shrine almost three years ago and he was quite helpful. Totally new to the internet I stumbled upon his website and emailed him my request for an autograph. He wrote back that he did not have any 8x10s but directed me to his friend's site, Kenneth Keith Kallenbaugh. A few weeks later Kenneth's autographed headshot was the first one added after Howard's. A very exciting day. But I didn't give up on Janks. After a few more emails failed, plan b was launched. It was my "wife's" letter to the show, read on the air, that resulted in two autographed photos from Howard. "She" struck again sending a handwritten letter to Captain Janks telling him what big fans we were. Lady Luck was with us again as a received shortly after a signed CD cover from the Captain personalized to the entire family. NICE!!

Love his calls or hate them Captain Janks has no doubt changed the face of live news coverage. Watching reports of the recent shuttle disaster I believe I saw first hand the effect he has had. While Captain Janks had his way with CBS and other networks covering the story, ABC was playing RECORDED eyewitness accounts. It is no secret that I have always enjoyed a Crank Janker type call over his type calls as far as repeat listening goes but if you ever catch Captain Janks or someone he has inspired in action LIVE like the Mr. Higgins call it will be a moment in time you will never forget. Coming out of retirement not too long ago Janks recently started a new website. I emailed him off of his site with a request for an interview and the Captain came through once again. Hope you enjoy.

Doc: How long have you been doing prank calls?
Janks: Since 1989.
Doc: Why do you make these calls?

Janks: The true fact as to why I do them is that they are usually funny, and the ones that aren't are just plain interesting. It's kind of like Real TV in the sense that the calls are live, and almost never scripted. They also show the vulnerability of the media which we have always looked at as invincible. (Or them, at least) People like Dan Rather are not singled out for a prank. They just happened to be the network on first, with the need to break a story before their competitors. Television is a form of entertainment. I make these calls because they're different. Just another form of entertainment.

Doc: Is there no limit to the degree of a tragedy you interrupt with a prank call?

Janks: I don't do these calls hoping for a tragedy. I feel the same sense of compassion for other people that everyone else feels. It's a prank call. That's all.

Doc: What do you consider the best prank call you've ever pulled off?
Janks: The C.P. Telethon. It generated the best response by an on-air personality (Dennis James) than any other prank call I've made before or since.
Doc: Have you ever gotten in trouble for doing a prank call?
Janks: I was fined $240.00 dollars by ABC for the call I did to the "Rosie O' Donnell Show."
Doc: Your calls are in a class all by themselves. Have you ever done or considered doing calls with more potential for commercial success like Touch Tone Terrorist and the others ? Have you ever made any money on your calls?
Janks: The money that I have made has been through appearances I've done, and a CD that I released called "King Of The Cranks". But in general, no. I have not made any "real money" from my prank calls. In other words, I have never quit my day job.
Doc: What did you think of the TV guide story about you and your calls? You said on the air that your mother was getting calls after this hit the new stands. What does your family think of you doing these calls?
Janks: They support me. They don't listen to Howard's show, so they really don't have an opinion.
Doc: What advice do you have for some of the young upstarts like Joey Boots for example trying to do your type calls ?
Janks: I like all the Howard Stern calls. Some better than others. Joey's are funny. I don't have any advice for anybody. I think someone should give me some.
Doc: A few years ago you and a few other notables were left off of Howard's birthday party list. I thought this was a big oversight by the show. How did you feel during this time?
Janks: I've been to a bunch of them. I can't complain.
Doc: I remember hearing that you felt a little bad pranking Mother Angelica what with your religious upbringing. Are there any calls over the years that you regret doing? Ever second guess yourself after hanging up..."Damn, I should have said this." Any examples? (what would you change on any of your calls)
Janks: I have bungled many calls I have done. I don't regret calling Mother Angelica. I just get douche chills when I hear them.
Doc: Your calls are always a hot topic of debate. Some say that they all are in bad taste particularly when death and human suffering is involved while others were disappointed you didn't make any calls during 9-11. How do you decide what event is right to make the call.? Why did you hold off on making calls on 9-11?
Janks: I was paying too much attention watching the news on 9-11 to pull off pranks.
Doc: How do you get through so often?
Janks: I don't know how I get through so often. Maybe I'm just tenacious.
Doc: Where can we hear your calls? Any new cds or projects coming up
Janks: You can hear my calls thru links on my web site. I have no new plans at present.
Doc: What has been your favorite time on the show?
Janks: Howard running for governor.
Doc: Who is your favorite on the show? Anyone you don't like?
Janks: I like all of them. Show cast members, and wack pack alike.
Doc: Any behind the scenes moments you can share with us fans
Janks: Well, one of the funniest behind the scenes moments was at the filming of Private Parts, during the AC-DC part, when we were all told to dress as if it were 1983 since that was when that scene took place. When the director yelled action, and filming began, Melrose Larry Green held up a sign that read, "OJ will kill his wife in 94'. We had to re-shoot the entire take. It was funny as hell.
Doc: Any thoughts on the whole Jackie situation and how Artie is doing?
Janks: I miss Jackie. Artie is funny as hell. Very quick. I don't think the show could have found a better replacement.
Doc: Thanks Captain for everything and good luck with your future calls. Because of you and your work I am looking forward to our next national disaster..well, the next double murder by a celebrity anyway.