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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Christi Lake |
| Porn
Star Christi Lake
11-15-02
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|  Annie
Andersin and John the Stutterer, Leanna Hart and Joey "Buttondick"
Boots, Dynamite and High Pitch Eric, Kendra Jade and Debbie
the Queefer... the list of adult film stars having sex with
one of Howard's listeners or wack packers goes on and on.
In fact the whole idea has lead to some great bits for the
show over the years including "Who wants to be a Butt
Billionaire", the "Wack Pack Gang Bang",
and "Who Wants To Marry A Porn Star", to name
just a few. But who was the first? Who got the balling rolling?
To be honest I never put much thought into this little piece
of Stern trivia until one day a patient of mine, knowing
I was a bit of a Stern fan, brought in a movie he thought
I would like to see," Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers #8".
Not seeing the first seven parts I was a little apprehensive...
maybe I wouldn't be able to follow the plot of the movie,
like watching Porkys 2 before Porkys 1.
To
my pleasant surprise it was just a few girls taking turns
saying dirty words into the camera while given this one
 lucky
bastard oral pleasures, one of them no plot pornographic
moving pictures. PHEW!! First up in the flick was adult
film star veteran and legend, Christi Lake. Each lady was
interviewed for a minute or so on camera before going down
to business and in her interview Christi mentioned that
she was the FIRST to have sex with one of Howard's listeners.
Hmmm..I didn't realize that. We are talking definite shrineworthy
guest here if that is the case. I visited Christi's
website, and after ordering one of her autographed photos
 emailed her to see if she would do an interview wth me..
"YES!!" was her reply almost instantly...HOT DAMN!!!
Great timing again..Just
thinking about it again makes me want to...want to..to...
OH GOD!!..AAAGGHH!! Don't get me wrong, interviewing someone
like Mr. Methane is a real 'blast' but interacting with
hot porn stars really 'gets the juices flowing'. After getting
myself familiar again with her appearances on the show,
thanks to Marksfriggin.com,
my new buddies at alt-fan.howard-stern (alot of true fans
there) and Christi's own website I sent her some questions
via email.
The
result I think is a great interview with a few surprises
for us Stern fans from the hot, wet, juicy vagina that gave
birth to it all. Hope you enjoy it as much as I...I.. AAAGGHHH!!
YES! YES! .... had doing it. |
| Doc:
Hi
Christi. I recently visited your website
and read that Christi is your real first name but that Lake
was given to you because you are from Minnesota, the land
of 10,000 lakes, and, more importantly, you brag of being
wet all of the time. Is that true? |
| Christi:
Hi
Doc. Yes, I seem to be very wet and have little need for lube.
Although if for some reason I am feeling a little dry (condoms
and time) I like to use my own spit to get things slippery.
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| Doc:
Speaking
of lakes, do you ever get confused with Ricki?
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| Christi:
I
do get asked if we are related. No we are not |
| Doc:
Sex
obviously is very important to you. Is there anyone special
in your life now? Have you ever been married? Would you like
to settle down someday and lead a more normal lifestyle, have
kids, the whole 9 yards? |
| Christi:
I
have never been married (I don't believe in it) but I do have
someone in my life. He is in fact a photographer in the industry.
As for settling down… Someday… |
| Doc:
I
also read in the FAQ section of your website that you are
a SAG actress. Do you hope to one day cross over into legitimate
movies or TV like Jenna has to some degree? Have you done
any mainstream work or have had any offers? |
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| Christi:
I
have done some mainstream work. In fact this past year I was
in an episode of HBO's SIX FEET UNDER. It was a lot of fun
and I would like to do more if the offers came up. |
| Doc:
I
understand you prefer medium sized penis over the larger ones.
What do you think about all of these new elongation products
flooding the market?
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| Christi:
Well
I look at them as a way for someone to make a lot of money
off the insecurity's of others. I have yet to find anyone
who has had any success with such products. |
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| Doc:
What
do you think is most important for great sex? |
| Christi:
Having
an imagination! I have always believed the brain is the most
important sex organ. |
| Doc:
I
personally think you are hotter than ever. All natural breasts
too! Have you ever considered getting plastic surgery, have
you already? How often do you work out, any special diet?
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| Christi:
No,
I have not ever had or considered to have any plastic surgery.
I'm afraid of the pain that comes with it. Ha, Ha. Just like
everyone else, I feel I have some flaws but I just try to
stay in shape the best that I can. I don't have a special
diet, I have just been lucky and try to eat a proper diet.
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| Doc:
I've
read that your first FAN FUXXX film was released in 1996 and
that # 7 in the series was scheduled to be released in June
of 2002. You started that whole genre didn't you? |
| Christi:
I
guess you can say that I started the genre of getting the
fans involved. I started it because I was getting a lot of
fan mail asking, "How can I get in the business"
or "Do you do private sessions." So I came up with
a legal way for my fans to have a chance to see what it is
really like to do sex scenes. As for Escorting or private
sessions, I feel the risk was to high on a number of levels…like
getting busted, or having a mean or angry person set something
up with me… Although if our government ever got smart they
would legalize prostitution, regulate it and tax it. Then
maybe the nation could have a "National Health Care Program". |
| Doc:
In
1999 you went on the Howard Stern show and did a Dial-A-Date
segment with a few of his listeners. Whose idea was that?
I was watching one of your films, Steve Austin's Filthy Talkin'
Cocksuckers #8 and you were interviewed about this on camera
where you say you were the very first to have sex with one
of Howard's listeners. I didn't realize that. Were you indeed
the first to bring what now has become a fairly common bit
on the show, (listeners having sex with porn stars), or was
there someone before you? |
| Christi:
Yes,
I was the FIRST to have sex (intercourse) with a listener.
Houston was on the show before me but she only did a blowjob
on the guy. I got a call from the club I was going to be dancing
at in Philadelphia about doing the segment. I think it was
because they knew about my series and it was a way to promote
my dance gig not to mention my series, on the radio. Although
there were a few complications I was not going to back out
on my part of the deal. |
| Doc:
I
remember that Dial-A-Date show and I have to say I was rooting
for grandpa and grandson. I read on that show's update at
marksfriggin.com
that the winner, Brock, went for an hour and a half, and that
you had 3 orgasms. I also read that you had to take a break
that it was going on so long, that Brock was huge, 11 inches
maybe, yet he said that you were a little roomy. What do you
recall and which of the Fan FuXXXs is it? |
| Christi:
It
is in Fan FuXXX #6. Let me start with, he was not that big…
As for the "roomy part" I think he was saying things
he thought Howard's listeners wanted to hear… I am in fact
still tight, or at least I have been told that. That is also
why I prefer "Average" size cocks. I did have a
number of orgasms but forget how many. It is all in the brain.
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Doc:
I was
talking about you on a Stern newsgroup and one fan mentioned
that he felt you came off bad on that show, not picking grandpa
and grandson which would have been better for the show but
instead you picked someone who would work better in your own
movie? They felt it was a selfish move. They believe this
is the reason you haven't been asked back on. How do you respond
to this? Why DID you pick Brock over them? |
 Christi:
I
picked Brock because he gave the right answers!!! He
also mentioned he wanted to do other movies so I thought I
would give him a chance. As for Grandpa and Grandson... Yes
it may have been selfish for me not to pick them but I was
on a time shortage and I didn't think MY FANS really wanted
to see them. Fan Fuxxx is about MY FANS. As it turns out Brock
did get a couple of other scenes but a director friend of
mine who hired him said he was not very, shall we say vocal...
So he has not used him since
Doc: I also understand that Brock, was paid $100 to make that film with you. What does a male usually get paid per scene? What is the most that you were have been paid for a movie? |
| Christi:
I
generally don't like to talk about the money aspect… Although
I will say this, Yes, I pay my fans $100 each and they have
to sign a model release. This then makes it legal, they are
being paid to be an actor for the day. |
| Doc:
If
I were to watch just one of your films and just one of the
FanFuXXX, which ones would you recommend? |
| Christi:
I
have to say my favorite general movie is DIRECTORS WET DREAMS
and for the Fan FuXXX Series I would pick #3. Both of which
you can order from my website store and I even Autograph them
to you. When you click on the "store" scroll to
the bottom and click on "Lets Shop". |
| Doc:
Would
you like to go back on the Stern show? Have you been asked?
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| Christi:
Yes
I would like to go back but so far they haven't asked. I even
did a photo/video shoot with Cabbie
last year that never got released as far as I know. We are
both from Minnesota! |
 Doc:
Cabbie?
Stuttering John has mentioned on the air several times
that Cabbie
did a porno. Do you think that John was referring to the photo/video
shoot you two did? What exactly did you guys do and do you
have any pics or video of the event to share?
Christi: Cabbie... Was very cool to work with and yes we (I was not the only one in the scene) did a video but I don't think I can say anymore about it... I don't think it will ever be released. Sorry but I was just an actress for that shoot. I hope some day it comes out but I don't even know who owns the rights to it. |
| Doc:
How
much of the Show do you catch now? Any behind the Stern scenes
tid-bits you'd like to share? |
| Christi:
Unfortunately,
it is on very early in the morning so I don't get to catch
it much. Although, I do get to watch it on E! every now and
then. The only behind the scene thing I would like to say
is that I was late to the show because the limo driver got
lost and if I had to do it all over again, I would. (without
getting lost) Howard was very nice to me even though I didn't
pick Grandpa and his Grandson like he was hoping. |
| Doc:
You
had a great column in Fox Magazine. Do you plan on doing any
more columns in the near future? I really love what I have
read, even from the updates on your website I can tell you
are a talented writer and that you really enjoy it. Would
you be willing to do something for my site, maybe a review
of new movies of stars that go on the Stern show or something?
I can pay you nothing. |
| Christi:
I
write all my own articles/columns (in my members area) and
updates all the time for my website, christilake.com.
I feel this is a way to stay very personal with my fans. Thanks
for the offer but I don't feel I am a very good reviewer…
It is not in my nature to critique people. |
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Doc:
How
many more films do you have left?
Ron Jeremy: Adult film legend or fat slob? |
| Christi:
I
hope to be in the business a couple more years so, I would
say I still have a few more movies left in me. I think of
Ron as an ICON for the business. He is also a fellow Las Vegas
Novelty representative. Check out www.lvni.com.
My Decathlon Vibe is amazing! |
| Doc:
Anyone
famous you would like to do? |
| Christi:
I
would like to do… Gene Simons from KISS, Mel Gibson, but if
I got the chance I wouldn't tell anyone. That is also in my
nature. |
| Doc:
Do
you collect anything? Tell us a little about your sci-fi interest?
Are you a Trekkie? Ever been to a convention? |
| Christi:
I
don't collect anything specific, although I am a Harry Potter
Fan and even have a Nimbus 2000. I have a copy of the script
for pilot episode of QUANTUM LEAP. Yes I have gone to a few
conventions but I don't go dressed up in a costume. I just
find the whole genre fascinating and hope some day we will
actually travel in space and meet other life forms. |
| Doc:
Beaming
up!! Thanks Christi for an out of this world interview. |
| Christi:
Thank
you Doc. Anytime. |
| Doc: Your wel.....AAAGHHHH!!!! OH OH!! YESSSSS!!!!...come. |
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