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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
Can I Have Your Autograph... / Christi Lake
Porn Star Christi Lake
11-15-02
 

Annie Andersin and John the Stutterer, Leanna Hart and Joey "Buttondick" Boots, Dynamite and High Pitch Eric, Kendra Jade and Debbie the Queefer... the list of adult film stars having sex with one of Howard's listeners or wack packers goes on and on. In fact the whole idea has lead to some great bits for the show over the years including "Who wants to be a Butt Billionaire", the "Wack Pack Gang Bang", and "Who Wants To Marry A Porn Star", to name just a few. But who was the first? Who got the balling rolling? To be honest I never put much thought into this little piece of Stern trivia until one day a patient of mine, knowing I was a bit of a Stern fan, brought in a movie he thought I would like to see," Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers #8". Not seeing the first seven parts I was a little apprehensive... maybe I wouldn't be able to follow the plot of the movie, like watching Porkys 2 before Porkys 1.

To my pleasant surprise it was just a few girls taking turns saying dirty words into the camera while given this one lucky bastard oral pleasures, one of them no plot pornographic moving pictures. PHEW!! First up in the flick was adult film star veteran and legend, Christi Lake. Each lady was interviewed for a minute or so on camera before going down to business and in her interview Christi mentioned that she was the FIRST to have sex with one of Howard's listeners. Hmmm..I didn't realize that. We are talking definite shrineworthy guest here if that is the case. I visited Christi's website, and after ordering one of her autographed photos emailed her to see if she would do an interview wth me.. "YES!!" was her reply almost instantly...HOT DAMN!!! Great timing again..Just thinking about it again makes me want to...want to..to... OH GOD!!..AAAGGHH!! Don't get me wrong, interviewing someone like Mr. Methane is a real 'blast' but interacting with hot porn stars really 'gets the juices flowing'. After getting myself familiar again with her appearances on the show, thanks to Marksfriggin.com, my new buddies at alt-fan.howard-stern (alot of true fans there) and Christi's own website I sent her some questions via email.

The result I think is a great interview with a few surprises for us Stern fans from the hot, wet, juicy vagina that gave birth to it all. Hope you enjoy it as much as I...I.. AAAGGHHH!! YES! YES! .... had doing it.

Doc: Hi Christi. I recently visited your website and read that Christi is your real first name but that Lake was given to you because you are from Minnesota, the land of 10,000 lakes, and, more importantly, you brag of being wet all of the time. Is that true?
Christi: Hi Doc. Yes, I seem to be very wet and have little need for lube. Although if for some reason I am feeling a little dry (condoms and time) I like to use my own spit to get things slippery.
Doc: Speaking of lakes, do you ever get confused with Ricki?
Christi: I do get asked if we are related. No we are not
Doc: Sex obviously is very important to you. Is there anyone special in your life now? Have you ever been married? Would you like to settle down someday and lead a more normal lifestyle, have kids, the whole 9 yards?
Christi: I have never been married (I don't believe in it) but I do have someone in my life. He is in fact a photographer in the industry. As for settling down… Someday…
Doc: I also read in the FAQ section of your website that you are a SAG actress. Do you hope to one day cross over into legitimate movies or TV like Jenna has to some degree? Have you done any mainstream work or have had any offers?
 
Christi: I have done some mainstream work. In fact this past year I was in an episode of HBO's SIX FEET UNDER. It was a lot of fun and I would like to do more if the offers came up.
Doc: I understand you prefer medium sized penis over the larger ones. What do you think about all of these new elongation products flooding the market?
Christi: Well I look at them as a way for someone to make a lot of money off the insecurity's of others. I have yet to find anyone who has had any success with such products.
Doc: What do you think is most important for great sex?
Christi: Having an imagination! I have always believed the brain is the most important sex organ.
Doc: I personally think you are hotter than ever. All natural breasts too! Have you ever considered getting plastic surgery, have you already? How often do you work out, any special diet?
Christi: No, I have not ever had or considered to have any plastic surgery. I'm afraid of the pain that comes with it. Ha, Ha. Just like everyone else, I feel I have some flaws but I just try to stay in shape the best that I can. I don't have a special diet, I have just been lucky and try to eat a proper diet.
Doc: I've read that your first FAN FUXXX film was released in 1996 and that # 7 in the series was scheduled to be released in June of 2002. You started that whole genre didn't you?
Christi: I guess you can say that I started the genre of getting the fans involved. I started it because I was getting a lot of fan mail asking, "How can I get in the business" or "Do you do private sessions." So I came up with a legal way for my fans to have a chance to see what it is really like to do sex scenes. As for Escorting or private sessions, I feel the risk was to high on a number of levels…like getting busted, or having a mean or angry person set something up with me… Although if our government ever got smart they would legalize prostitution, regulate it and tax it. Then maybe the nation could have a "National Health Care Program".
Doc: In 1999 you went on the Howard Stern show and did a Dial-A-Date segment with a few of his listeners. Whose idea was that? I was watching one of your films, Steve Austin's Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers #8 and you were interviewed about this on camera where you say you were the very first to have sex with one of Howard's listeners. I didn't realize that. Were you indeed the first to bring what now has become a fairly common bit on the show, (listeners having sex with porn stars), or was there someone before you?
Christi: Yes, I was the FIRST to have sex (intercourse) with a listener. Houston was on the show before me but she only did a blowjob on the guy. I got a call from the club I was going to be dancing at in Philadelphia about doing the segment. I think it was because they knew about my series and it was a way to promote my dance gig not to mention my series, on the radio. Although there were a few complications I was not going to back out on my part of the deal.
Doc: I remember that Dial-A-Date show and I have to say I was rooting for grandpa and grandson. I read on that show's update at marksfriggin.com that the winner, Brock, went for an hour and a half, and that you had 3 orgasms. I also read that you had to take a break that it was going on so long, that Brock was huge, 11 inches maybe, yet he said that you were a little roomy. What do you recall and which of the Fan FuXXXs is it?
Christi: It is in Fan FuXXX #6. Let me start with, he was not that big… As for the "roomy part" I think he was saying things he thought Howard's listeners wanted to hear… I am in fact still tight, or at least I have been told that. That is also why I prefer "Average" size cocks. I did have a number of orgasms but forget how many. It is all in the brain.
Doc: I was talking about you on a Stern newsgroup and one fan mentioned that he felt you came off bad on that show, not picking grandpa and grandson which would have been better for the show but instead you picked someone who would work better in your own movie? They felt it was a selfish move. They believe this is the reason you haven't been asked back on. How do you respond to this? Why DID you pick Brock over them?

Christi: I picked Brock because he gave the right answers!!! He also mentioned he wanted to do other movies so I thought I would give him a chance. As for Grandpa and Grandson... Yes it may have been selfish for me not to pick them but I was on a time shortage and I didn't think MY FANS really wanted to see them. Fan Fuxxx is about MY FANS. As it turns out Brock did get a couple of other scenes but a director friend of mine who hired him said he was not very, shall we say vocal... So he has not used him since

Doc: I also understand that Brock, was paid $100 to make that film with you. What does a male usually get paid per scene? What is the most that you were have been paid for a movie?

Christi: I generally don't like to talk about the money aspect… Although I will say this, Yes, I pay my fans $100 each and they have to sign a model release. This then makes it legal, they are being paid to be an actor for the day.
Doc: If I were to watch just one of your films and just one of the FanFuXXX, which ones would you recommend?
Christi: I have to say my favorite general movie is DIRECTORS WET DREAMS and for the Fan FuXXX Series I would pick #3. Both of which you can order from my website store and I even Autograph them to you. When you click on the "store" scroll to the bottom and click on "Lets Shop".
Doc: Would you like to go back on the Stern show? Have you been asked?
Christi: Yes I would like to go back but so far they haven't asked. I even did a photo/video shoot with Cabbie last year that never got released as far as I know. We are both from Minnesota!

Doc: Cabbie? Stuttering John has mentioned on the air several times that Cabbie did a porno. Do you think that John was referring to the photo/video shoot you two did? What exactly did you guys do and do you have any pics or video of the event to share?

Christi: Cabbie... Was very cool to work with and yes we (I was not the only one in the scene) did a video but I don't think I can say anymore about it... I don't think it will ever be released. Sorry but I was just an actress for that shoot. I hope some day it comes out but I don't even know who owns the rights to it.

Doc: How much of the Show do you catch now? Any behind the Stern scenes tid-bits you'd like to share?
Christi: Unfortunately, it is on very early in the morning so I don't get to catch it much. Although, I do get to watch it on E! every now and then. The only behind the scene thing I would like to say is that I was late to the show because the limo driver got lost and if I had to do it all over again, I would. (without getting lost) Howard was very nice to me even though I didn't pick Grandpa and his Grandson like he was hoping.
Doc: You had a great column in Fox Magazine. Do you plan on doing any more columns in the near future? I really love what I have read, even from the updates on your website I can tell you are a talented writer and that you really enjoy it. Would you be willing to do something for my site, maybe a review of new movies of stars that go on the Stern show or something? I can pay you nothing.
Christi: I write all my own articles/columns (in my members area) and updates all the time for my website, christilake.com. I feel this is a way to stay very personal with my fans. Thanks for the offer but I don't feel I am a very good reviewer… It is not in my nature to critique people.
Doc: How many more films do you have left?
Ron Jeremy: Adult film legend or fat slob?
Christi: I hope to be in the business a couple more years so, I would say I still have a few more movies left in me. I think of Ron as an ICON for the business. He is also a fellow Las Vegas Novelty representative. Check out www.lvni.com. My Decathlon Vibe is amazing!
Doc: Anyone famous you would like to do?
Christi: I would like to do… Gene Simons from KISS, Mel Gibson, but if I got the chance I wouldn't tell anyone. That is also in my nature.
Doc: Do you collect anything? Tell us a little about your sci-fi interest? Are you a Trekkie? Ever been to a convention?
Christi: I don't collect anything specific, although I am a Harry Potter Fan and even have a Nimbus 2000. I have a copy of the script for pilot episode of QUANTUM LEAP. Yes I have gone to a few conventions but I don't go dressed up in a costume. I just find the whole genre fascinating and hope some day we will actually travel in space and meet other life forms.
Doc: Beaming up!! Thanks Christi for an out of this world interview.
Christi: Thank you Doc. Anytime.
Doc: Your wel.....AAAGHHHH!!!! OH OH!! YESSSSS!!!!...come.