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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Cliff Palette |
| Cliff
Palette
04-26-04
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"Hi,
I’m in the green room. We haven’t gone on yet.
I am sitting next to Lipsy Lynn. You want to talk to him?"
It was Jeff Levy, the vomit therapist himself on his cellphone.
Not being able to hear the show live anymore (Clear Channel,
eat shit and die) this was a very welcomed call at 8:00 that
morning. Suddenly what started out as another boring morn ing
in a string of boring mornings since losing the greatest show
of all time in my town was fun AND funny. It was great to
speak to both gentlemen. Jeff secured an autograph for the
shrine from Lynn and even
plugged my new message board, howardshrine.net
later on the air. Check it out sometime. It is a message board
like no other. A few of us Stern fans got together and to
help reflect the times we live in and to appreciate what Howard
and the people on the show are going through, we moderate
the  messages
made there by strictly following the FCC guidelines on indecency,
a task that has proven already to be very challenging and
frustrating at times. The good news is we do have a satellite
area where pretty much anything goes. Both Stern and non-Stern
fans are welcome. Infact, we just added a forum devoted to
DeansPlanet.Com
so stop by and consider...submitting your "broadcast
license application." Online less than a month and by
invitation only, we had hoped to go public as they say and
kick start our new, revolutionary board with Jeff’s
plug while at the same time providing the Stern fans with
his contact information and his story.Many fans, however,
including Mark Friggin, who recaps the show everyday, assumed
that Jeff mentioned the shrine site and did not bother to
visit. (Jeff’s information was posted at the shrine
site for a few months not too long ago.) I was amazed to see
very little traffic later that day and questioned if the mention
even made it on the air. I was able to hear the show later
that day and sure enough Jeff delivered the goods very clearly.
Thanks Jeff for helping  us out once again. Here’s to
many Roman showers in your future.
Jeff did get one call though as a result of the plug from
a gentleman looking for him to help promote his band, www.theyearsbest.com.
One other very positive thing came out of the day: Lipsy Lynn
aka Cliff Palette contacted me the very next day and a few
days later our
latest shrine inductee sent me a great autographed photo of
himself with porn star, Ashley Blue and a super interview
about his experiences with the Show. Thanks Lynn ..I mean…Cliff.
Cliff wanted me to call him to do the interview but I figured
it would be easiest for everyone if we did this one by email.
He is just a tad difficult to understand and I would have
been transcribing the call for week. LOL We hope you enjoy
it. |
| Doc:
Hi Cliff, or should I say Lynn. I remember Howard changing
your name on your first appearance on the show. Which one
do you prefer? |
| Cliff:
I prefer be called Cliff Palette. I think Howard picked a
great name for me. I know Lispy Lynn was given to me by another
radio show so that is why I think Howard wanted to change
my name to Cliff Palette. I'm cool with the name. |
| Doc:
How did you like being a judge for the Intern Beauty Pageant?
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| Cliff:
I loved being a judge for the Intern Beauty Pageant. It gave
me another chance to be on the show again. I had been a judge
once before for a contest called "Free Cans for our Fans.",so
I knew what look for in a contestant to be the number one.
I had a great time meeting the interns. I think they all should
have won. |
| Doc:
Did Jeff Levy really smell that bad? How would you describe
his smell? Did you catch a whiff of Benjy at all and if so
who smelt worse? |
| Cliff:
Yes, Jeff did smell really, really bad. The smell was like
somebody just vomited on him and no I didn't see Benjy around
so I couldn't tell you how he smelled. |
| Doc:
Any behind the scenes of the show you can share with us fans?
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| Cliff:
I was talking to Jeff in one of the green room and he a cool
dude. John the stuttered, I saw as he entered the building
and he said hi to me and came over and starting to talk to
me. I can understand everything he was saying. He is a cool
dude too. |
| Doc:
Anyone or anything you didn’t like? Who was your favorite?
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| Cliff:
There was nobody I didn't like; They all was so nice to me
especially KC. He was so cool to me when I walked in the building.
He wants to make sure that everything went smooth with my
flight and hotel. Howard was nice to me again after the segment.
Howard came over and talked to everybody and said we all did
great on the show and wants us all to come back soon for something
like that again. |
| Doc:
How big is your penis? |
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| Cliff:
LOL My penis is 8 inches. |
| Doc:
How do you like your new found Stern show fame? |
| Cliff:
I love my new Stern fame. Now all my friends and family can
hear me nationwide. My Sister in LA can now hear me on the
radio and TV and also my nephews in Baltimore can hear and
see me on the TV. |
| Doc:
You said on the show that you would rather have a cleft palate
than have John’s stutter. Would you have rather have,
a cleft palate or Jeff Levy's fetish? |
| Cliff:
Well, I would rather have a clef palette then have a fetish
like Jeff Levy got. |
| Doc:
The ordering of the deli sandwich bit was really funny radio
and TV. Tell us a little about that appearance. What was going
through your mind as the seconds ticked away at the end.?
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| Cliff:
Well, in my mind about the seconds ticking to the last second
was like come on Michelle you can understand me, just listen
to what I'm pronouncing. |
| Doc:
When is the porno trip scheduled? Do you really cluck it 3
times a day? How big is your porno collection. |
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| Cliff:
The porno trip is suppose be to scheduled for July the 8th
so I hope this time it for real. I do masturbate 3 times a
day. I got a huge collection of porn my favorite porn star
is Ginger Lynn She was so hot back in the days but she still
looks bangable now. |
| Doc:
Finally Cliff, F, marry or kill : Erica, Julie, or Kristen.
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| Cliff:
Ok for F Marry or Kill I would have to say F Kristen because
she likes to have sex in the car and that is where I would
love to have to F her at. Marry Julie, I just love her. She
looks like my x-girlfriend and she was so nice to me after
the show. She was on the elevator with me going down to the
main floor and she said thanks for voting for me. She’s
a sweet girl. I would have to say Kill Erica because she was
a bitch to John the Stutterer after the show telling him she
would not vote for him for John's job. I want be part of Wack
Pack crowd so I hope I can be soon. |
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Doc:
Thank you Cliff for the great interview, the autographed
pic, and for joining our team of broadcasters at www.howardshrine.net
I
thought I would ask for a few words from Jeff Levy about
his experience judging the Intern Beauty Pageant and here
is what he had to say. |
Jeff
Levy:
I had a good time being a judge. I have the hots for Erica
even though she didn’t come in first, she came in
second. In my book she would have been a number one vomit
girl for me. I wouldn’t mind going out on a night
on the town. I think she could really let loose, she could
really let it fly. I am disappointed that she didn’t
win. IT was very resounding in the studio with John the
Stutter on one side and Lynn on the other and Howard on
his megaphone. I thought after that it was pretty nice that
Howard shook my hand directly and I got to walk by Ashley
and say hello to her.
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Thanks for the great entertainment guys.
If you would like to learn more about Cliff please visit:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lispylynn/?yguid=1180
93042 or stop by our studios and say hello.
(note: I finished this article Monday morning still disappointed some in the low response to our on-air mention. A few hours later not only had Mark corrected the link on his site, www.marksfriggin.com , Kevin of www.koam.com featured our site at his site, with the comment "a Great new HS message board", and Dean also added our link in his daily links here at the planet. The three largest Stern related websites linking our new site all on the same day. I can't thank my "tooth" brothers enough. (more on this in the near furture) Thanks guys. Much appreciated!!!) |
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