"DIARRHEA!! DIARRHEA!!" We heard that song on The Stern Show for weeks with Howard slipping it into the Top 5 pop song countdown every chance he could. But it was not until the band responsible for the song was invited to the studio that serious Shrine consideration became apparent. Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles made show history by being the first band ever to receive the Howard Stern Award honoring excellence in original music. Shortly after their historic appearance I spotted an account of the day posted by Dick himself at one of the Stern message boards (The Underground). Knowing that their story would quickly slip back into the board's archives never to see the light of day again I contacted Dick AKA Jay to see if he would like a better forum for his story and also to see if I could get an autograph from this Shrine-worthy band. "No problem, just e-mail me your address." Very cool. A few weeks later I receive not only a great autographed 10X8 but all 3 of their music CDs and one CD full of Jay's prank phone calls. Here is their account of that day although a few things have changed since it was first posted, namely the band's relationship with their former booking agent. (more on this later).

Along with the generous package in the mail Dick also agreed to grant an interview for the article. In my opinion, Woots, a good friend and longtime True Fan of Stern, being a musician himself and a big fan of Dick and his testicles, was the logical choice to conduct this interview. The Head of TFOS covert operations gladly accepted the job and did a great job as always. Thanks bro !!

Woots: Back in my road days, I used to play in Atlanta a lot and there are some great tittie bars there, in your opinion, how does Scores compare to them?

Dick Delicious: Atlanta Titty bars pretty much blow away all titty bars in all other cities. Vegas and Miami have one or 2 select bars that can keep up, but (as a hole) - the ATL has is locked down!

Woots: Since your Stern show appearance, has sales of your music and merchandise increased? 

Woots: What do you see in the future for Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles?
Dick Delicious: Who know man.we've been at this shit for 10 years. We just go a nice break from Howard, which really makes us bigger than we ever have been now. We wanna try and follow up and play a lot of the cities that air the Stern Show, while people still remember, and we've got a new CD already written that we need to figure some way to get the fucker out.

Doc: Thanks guys. I have had the chance to listen to Dick's music for the last few weeks and I have to say I have really enjoyed it. Sounding like a cross between the Beastie Boys and Pantera on many songs it's the subject matter for me that makes Dick stand tall. How could you not enjoy songs like, Waking up in a Pool of Vomit and Dirty Needles, Safe Sex Don't stop Crabs, Crusty Panties, Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow, My Back Always Hurts Cause My Dicks so Heavy, Hit me with your Wet Twat, and other songs full of great lyrics like: "I wish I was a tampon up inside a stripper
Cause then I'd get the pussy and I wouldn't have to tip her",
"Sounds a great idea and the only thing to spoil it is when she pulled me out and flushed me down the toilet".

...and I just simply LOVE their look. You know, I seriously think I should be named honorary member of this band. I mean, come on, this is my kind of music and I already got the mask. Ladies and gentlemen: Dick Delicious, the Tasty Testicles and an Asshole. Has a nice ring to it don't you think? April 16th, 31st Street Pub, Pittsburgh. SEX,DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL AND MASKS!!!! Just try and keep me off that stage!!! Like I mentioned the band and their booking agent had a bit of a falling out since their Stern appearance and Dick released a statement on the matter. Until next time, remember as always, " I love you for your pussy."