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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Grandpa Lewis |
| Grandpa
Lewis
01-03-03
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| What
a year it has been. It was almost a year ago in January
that Deansplanet posted a request for article writers. Even
though my writing skills were not the best, my grammar blew,
and my spelling? fogettaboutit, and getting pretty bored
with the whole message board thing, I decided to give it
a whirl. I don't think anyone imagined at the time, I know
I didn't, that what started in February with me interviewing
Christie Wood, a hot chick who made out with Beetlejuice
in exchange for a plug, would end with me interviewing a
legend from my youth, a God among mere men, Grandpa Al Lewis.
What
is even more unbelievable to me is that the guy is still
alive. When he made us all laugh on the Munsters he was
old as the hills THEN. Anyone who has
visited my tribute to Howard
will notice that "legitimate" celebrities are
far and few between. Grandpa was one of the few who had
crossover appeal for me. Great TV career
and all but his many appearances on the Howard Stern show
and inparticular his memorable shrine-worthy appearance
at the FCC rally was why I tapped Grandpa for induction.
As you can imagine Grandpa and the Munster gang are very
popular in the autograph world. To handle all of the requests
Grandpa is assisted by autograph brokers, if you will, his
friends Pierce and Shelly at www.pscelebrities.com. Visiting
their site I read that signed memorabilia was a mere $15.
I got that kind of cash. But what should I ask him to sign.
This was very early in the construction of the shrine and
I was working on the top of the main display case at the
time. I had purchased a book at a discount book store, The
Completely Unauthorized Howard Stern. This book had
some excellent color photos of Howard and I planned to cut
out and use several of them for the display top. Lo and
behold there was a great photo of Howard in his prison garb
standing with Grandpa at the rally. FANTASTIC!! I mailed
it to Shelly and waited and waited and waited. After a few
weeks I e-mailed to see if everything was going as planned.
The volume of requests is so great for Grandpa's signature
that they send them to him quarterly and I had just missed
the last shipment. Once Grandpa was sent my picture, my
wait was not long and I was hanging one of my favorite autographs
in the shrine. I recently contacted Shelly to see if Grandpa
would be interested in doing an interview. She e-mailed
me back and asked me to send her some questions and she
would get them to Mr. Lewis. Her shipment when out to Grandpa
on Dec. 6th, the answers sent back to her and later arrived
in my mailbox Dec. 26th. What a great Christmas gift. Thank
you Shelly and Grandpa.
Knowing
that I would not be able to ask any follow-up questions
with this "interview" I typed a shitload of questions
and suggested for them to pick out the best 10-15 or so
that
looked good to them. Well, it didn't quite go that way.
Grandpa
answered all 45. HAHAHAHA!! No one is sure who wrote the
answers, whether it was Grandpa or his wife or someone else
but the answers are clearly those of Grandpa. Short and
sweet and sassy. At 92 and counting, Grandpa Al Lewis, still
tough as nails, still very opinionated, still very young
at heart, still banging the old lady, and still the coolest
vampire in the world. Would I have gotten more out of Grandpa
if I would have put double spaces between the questions?
Maybe, but what we got is good enough for me. Hope you agree.
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| Doc:
Where were you when you heard the news of Fred Gwynne's death?
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| Grandpa
Lewis: At home. |
| Doc:
Where were you and what were you doing when the 9-11 attacked
happened? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Home asleep. |
| Doc:
I understand that you were critical of Rudolph Gulliani during
his first term. Did he win you over at all? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
| Doc:
What do you think of the job he did following the attack?
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| Grandpa
Lewis: Deceptive charlatan. |
| Doc:
Did he in your opinion deserve Time's Man of the Year? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No!!! |
| Doc:
Who then, Bin Laden? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
| Doc:
Howard Stern was a big Gulliani supporter. What do you think
of Howard's politics? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Shitty. |
| Doc:
Would you have voted for Howard if he would have finished
his run for Governor in 1994? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
| Doc:
Are you happy with the result of the recent elections in New
York? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
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| Doc:
How about the rest of the country? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
| Doc:
You yourself ran for Governor of New York back in 1998. What
did you want to see change in the state if you won? Has things
improved or gotten worse since then? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Throw out crooked politicians. Worse. |
| Doc:
Did you ever think you'd see a professional wrestler be elected
to office? What do you think of Jesse and the job he has done
so far? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Why not? Okay. |
| Doc:
I read that you have been very political your entire life
and have been involved with many demonstrations and causes
over the years, even going as far as shitting on the grass
in Prospect Park. What were the circumstances around that
event? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Never happened. |
| Doc:
You had your own Saturday morning radio show for awhile. Have
you done any radio in recent years? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Yes. |
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| Doc:
Any new projects coming up? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Yes. |
| Doc:
Do you still do appearances/autograph signings? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Yes. |
| Doc:
How can someone get your autograph? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: http://www.pscelebrities.com/falweb.html |
| Doc:
Do you listen or watch the Stern show much now? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. |
| Doc:
I think the fans would love to hear from you. Ever think about
calling into the show? When were you on the show last and
why did you stop? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: No. 3 years ago. Haven't been asked to appear. |
| Doc:
Howard said on the show just the other day that he thinks
the Munsters may be the greatest show of all time when they
were discussing TV GUIDE's top sitcoms of all time. (Seinfield
was #1) Do you still watch reruns of your show? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Never saw them. |
| Doc:
Where do you think the show ranks in history? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Who cares? |
| Doc:
Do you have much contact with any of the surviving cast? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Yes. |
| Doc:
Besides your role as Grandpa, what other work have you done
in your career that you are most proud of? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Having a wonderful wife, 3 sons and 4 grandchildren. |
| Doc:
Do you have any advice for people looking to make it in the
entertainment business? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Yes. |
| Doc:
What do you like the most about the high level of fame you
have achieved in your life? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Being adored by young women. |
| Doc:
What don't you like about it? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Not getting enough. |
| Doc:
How's your love life? Still active? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Spectacular!!! Yes. |
| Doc:
Have you tried Viagra and if so how did that go? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Never tried, afraid it would make me constipated. |
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| Doc:
How big is your penis? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: 14 inches is serious. HAHA |
| Doc:
The Stern show still plays the soundbite where you shout,
"Fuck the FCC". What can you tell us about that
rally? What kind of reaction did you get ? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: I was wonderful and Howard the Coward should
have let me go on. Thunderous applause-minor heart attack
by Howard. |
| Doc:
How do you feel about the FCC now? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Haven't changed my opinion. |
| Doc:
How would you describe Howard and the show back when you were
on the show a lot? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: -without me- nothing. |
| Doc:
How about now? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Still without me-NOTHING! |
| Doc:
What is your relationship with Howard now? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: He adores me and I tolerate him. |
| Doc:
Any thoughts on his divorce? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Very smart move by his wife. |
| Doc:
New girlfriend? Jackie leaving? Artie? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Don't know...Needs a brain CAT-SCAN...Low
SAT. |
| Doc:
What's it like to be old as dirt? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: Are you referring to Howard Stern's Programs? |
| Doc:
What would you change in your life if you could? |
| Grandpa
Lewis: If I could have a penis as long as I am
tall. |
| If
you would like to add Grandpa's autograph to your collection
please visit Pierce and Shelly at www.pscelebrities.com
while supplies last.
Where
do we go from here? 2002 will be a tough act to follow.
This may be my last interview for all I know. To be honest,
if it is I can die a very happy man. Special thanks to everyone
who contributed to the shrine this year and to those who
did interviews with me. A very special thanks, of course,
to Dean. He is DA MAN !!
For 2003, if you have contact with anyone who is already
in the shrine but has not been interviewed yet and may want
to or maybe someone who you feel is shrine-worthy but not
yet included please e-mail me or have them e-mail
me.
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Thanks to everyone for all of the nice e-mails and support
in 2002. We will also be accepting shrine donation in 2003.
If you would like to display your own collection of Stern
memorabilia on the Shrine site or even include the items
in the actual shrine itself just let me know. Until ???,
peace out my niggas, Doc |
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