"GO WHERE THE VOMIT IS!!! GO WHERE THE VOMIT IS!!!" These were the words my wife heard me screaming over the phone one morning as she entered my office. I'll never forget the look of disgust on her face later when I told her that I was talking to Jeff Levy, the guy who likes to have women vomit on him, and encouraging him to seek out bulimic support groups in his area. Ask a chick out for dinner, then ask for it back. In my opinion a perfect plan in search of the only thing that gets Jeff Levy excited. VOMIT. Disgusting you say? Yeah, probably. Shrineworthy Stern guest? Absolutely. Shortly after Jeff Levy's first appearance on the show I emailed him at womenvomitonme@yahoo.com and asked for his autograph. Jeff asked if I was a genetic male or female. When I told him I was a male he wrote back," NO NO NO WOMEN ONLY." After a few emails, however, Jeff granted me a few postcards and small pic. He inscribed on the postcards little slogans like, "Another hurl begins to rise, barf between my eager thighs!" and "Puke it up deep from within, splattery, flattery on my skin!" HAHAHAHA One thing I have learned about Mr. Levy. He may be pretty far out there as far as fetishes go but deep down he is a very funny guy. Personally I think the show is missing the mark not having Jeff on more in some other capacity. With the death of Hank and the departure of Crackhead Bob the show needs a legitimate new Wack Packer. Jeff "the Vomitmaster" Levy certainly FILLS THE BOWL. Someone should BRING IT UP.

I have spoken to Jeff Levy several times on the phone. This is something I highly recommend. He was been on the Springer show twice, was paid $500 to pretend to be a stalker on the Geraldo show, and knows just about everything there is to know about vomit. Jeff asks everyone to call him anytime at 718-338-3234. You won't be sorry. Unless you give him your phone number. HAHAHAHAHA!!! someone help me please

Seriously, Jeff has given me a lot of laughs, has shed some light on the behind the scenes of the Stern show, has been very generous with sending me autographed photos, postcards, letters, as well as sending me one of my most prized possessions in the shrine, his broken FMMY, scotch tape and all. Jeff won an FMMY for grossest show moment in 2001 and even plugged my website, www.howardshrine.com during his acceptance speech. The world's most celebrated emetophile also sent me the most FAQ about his fetish. Enjoy.

A: A: I would say it started when I was about 6 years old. I was in public school and I accidentally stumbled upon my female classmate (a girl named Cynthia) throwing up on her inkwell desk just as school was letting out. Well, I didn't know it at the time, but in later years I would reflect upon it as the beginning.

Q: What kind of girls (ladies) do you prefer doing this fetish of yours?

A: That varies. As long as they are attractive, they can range in age from young teens to middle age ladies.

A: Bent over a toilet making retching sounds always does the trick for me. Also bending over me as I'm lying on the floor naked. Spitting, drooling and then bringing up a big load all over my chest also works.

Q: What nationality do you most prefer?

A: I like Latinos/Hispanics and good looking young "wholesome" white American chicks... Pamela Anderson types with big breasts. In fact, I often fantasize about Pam Anderson puking all over me. Basically all kind of ladies as long as they are sexy looking!! I like Orientals, Italians, Irish, Scandinavian, ALL KINDS!!

A: Well, as you might be well aware, NORMAL girls would not want to vomit or get sick for the sake of one lonely emetophile who gets aroused by it. So I have to seek out "Pros", prostitutes/dominatrix who fulfill my fantasy. I've even been on the Howard Stern Radio Show where sexy Kendra Jade "Porn Star" attempted to vomit on me. I have yet to find a sexy, bulimic girl willing to purge. Are they out there? Probably yes, but where?

Q: What method is best used to induce vomiting?

Jeff " the emetophile" Levy

(718) 338-3234

Jeff Levy: Benjy is the only one I have directly dealt with from the show. Benjy has been very friendly and kind to me. As far as any odor goes I really wasn't close enough to say for sure. I did not detect any standout aroma from Benjy when he was about 5 feet from me. Of course, I am so attuned to the smell of vomit that my sensory perception may be a little jaded.

Someone please help Jeff out. Just think of all of the fun he would be at bachelor/bachelorette parties. (718)-338-3234 Make that call today!!