10 women were judged on who had the best body with the worst looking face with the winner, MissButtaface, being awarded $25,000. At "face" value it sounded like a great idea and contest. Just one problem- the winner is HOT. I know, I know, I wasn't there and to be fair I am looking forward to the E! show before I make my final decision. But after checking out the photos on the winner's website, www.jensex.com, I believe that the Stern show may have inadvertently redefined the term buttaface. I would LOVE to see my butta all over this chick's face. I think she is smokin hot. Were these judges drunk or what? For 25 large I want to see a monster chick, one with no teeth and three eyes or maybe one of those chicks with the funky jaw . You've seen these broads. But instead we got, 'Oh my God!! She is hideous, she got..she got... ZITS!!! Runaway, Runaway!!' Please. Good try guys but I say when you take off the the winner's bag you should need it to barf in -- and not because of the alcohol.

Not able to make the trip, I asked a few people going to try and get me some memorabilia for the shrine. Unfortunately, not one came through. A few days later, however, I got a surprise instant message from superfan and one-time guest of the show, Dan the Song Parody Man, perhaps best known for his 9-11 songs played on the show. Dan informed me that he had managed to secure two of the paperbags actually worn in the contest, had a few of the missbuttaface wannabes sign them and was planning to donate them to the shrine. WOW!! Just one problem. Exhausted from the trip, when he got home he crashed on the couch and unsupervised his dog ate the bags. HIS DOG ATE THE BAGS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Those bags were PRICELESS!!! Total elation followed by extreme disappointment, I considered asking him to send me his dog's next stool specimen but quickly thought otherwise. I mean, how could you really authenticate that "piece?" It did give me an idea though. One day earlier I had contacted Jen at jen@candystar.com and asked her for an autograph photo and interview. I e-mailed her back and ran the signed paperbag by her too. "No problem." NICE!! Whether a true story or just another Vegas "Melrose grabbed my nuts" fairy tale it ultimately led to a fantastic shrine addition. Thanks for the idea Dan. And thanks, of course, to Jen. I considered offering to send her a self addressed stamped envelope for the items but thought to myself, "Hey, didn't she just win $25,000? I think she can swing for the postage." HAHAHA.

Hope you enjoy the interview. So Jen was just joking when she said she wears lots of makeup to cover up her flaws on her website? Hmmm...interesting.