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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer

Can I Have Your Autograph... / Kami
Kami The Spit Whore
11-29-04
 

"The Howard Stern Bulletin Board is closed and will no longer be available." That’s the message that greeted members of Howard Stern’s official bulletin board when they logged on to the board this past Sunday afternoon. With no explanation why and the show on hiatus for the Thanksgiving holiday Stern fans scrambled to other message boards trying to find each other and to speculate what was going on. But the craziness of the week didn’t stop there. Along with the bulletin board suddenly being taken down without warning, there was also reports of Robin signing a deal for a TV daytime talk show. Is she leaving the show? A few days later Stern fans had to ask if the Show was leaving the Show as another news report sent shockwaves through the Stern fan community: Viacom strikes an agreement with the FCC.

"Contained within the Consent Decree was a provision stating "if a Viacom-owned station receives a Notice of Apparent Liability for a broadcast occurring after the Effective Date which relates to violation of the Indecency Laws, all employees airing and/or materially participating in the decision to air such material will be suspended and an investigation will immediately be undertaken by Viacom." The Effective Date was yesterday, November 23, 2004, meaning the provision is now in effect. So, in effect, all it takes is for one NAL to be issued and a Viacom employee, such as Howard Stern, has to be taken off the air immediately while the investigation occurs."

Is it time to buy that Sirius satellite radio? Will Howard be taken off the airwaves immediately? Will there be a whole year of Best of shows? The bulletin board notice was later changed and the "will no longer be available" removed. Does that mean it will be back and if so, when? Will Howard make it a pay site now to keep out the trolls? And where the hell is KC? Tune in this week. Hopefully, as planned, Howard will be back live and everyone’s questions will be answered.

Now back to our regularly scheduled "Can I have your autograph please?" article.

  • Each year the Howard Stern show recognizes special moments that occurred during the past year and awards to the people responsible what they call the F-Emmy. One of the message boards lost Stern fans scrambled to was my forum, The Howardshrine Experience, arguably the finest fan site going. This year three of our esteemed members won the prestigious F- Emmy award. Jeff "The vomit master" Levy won for Grossest Show Moment for having a woman throw up on him. Jeff also mentioned the Howardshrine Experience during his acceptance speech. Thanks Jeff.
  • Will the Fartman won for Best Farting Moment with his record breaking 30 second fart, blowing out arch-rival Junior the farter. William Shatner accepted the award on his behalf. Will did not even know he had won until I caught him on instant message and told him. The Show tried to reach him for a week with no luck, he later learned.
  • And the Hottest Sexy Clip went to our today’s featured artist and shrine inductee, porn star Kami Andrews, better known to Stern fans as Kami the spit whore.

Howard had been playing Kami’s gargling spit clips for quite awhile but when High Pitch Eric then Fred the elephant boy started imitating her they became radio gold. When Kami made her first physical appearance on the show, for the recent Hollyweird Squares show, I knew she was destined for Howard Stern stardom. I visited her website that she mentioned that morning, www.kamiland.com and emailed her my request for an autograph and interview. "sure send interview questions and a mailing address!" OUTSTANDING!!!! A few days later to my surprise Kami even joined my message board and chatted a bit with our "broadcasters." Very cool.

Doc: Tell us a little about your recent appearance on the Stern show. Was it what you expected? Would you like to do the show again.
Kami: It was not what I expected but it was really cool. I would love to do the Stern show again. My sites got a ton of traffic from it and I got to meet some really nice people and see New York!
Doc: Is there anyone or anything you didn’t like? Who was your favorite that you met?
Kami: My favorite person I met was Colin Quinn followed by Robin who took time out during her break to come talk to Nicki and I and make us feel welcome. She, Will and Sal were the only ones to do this. I didn’t like Jeff the drunk, but I understood.
Doc: What was Sal like at the studio. I know he is a big fan of the spit films. Anything exciting happen with him behind the scenes. I remember Howard mentioning something on the air and Sal was upset. He didn’t want his wife to find out.
Kami: Hahaha then I better not tell :) I like Sal.
Doc: Any other good behind the scenes stories you can share with us fans? Did you happen to catch a whiff of Benjy? How would you describe his odor?
Kami: I didn’t sniff Benjy, but the green room antics were unbelievable. They started early when I first met Jeff the drunk and he kept yelling at me to take my shirt off. I tried joking around with him and finally got pissed and told him I was gonna kick his ass (Gary then wisely removed him) I rode High Pitch Eric around like a horse and spit in his face and there was some naughty behavior between a few parties who shall remain nameless..
Doc: Are you a fan of the show? How long have you been listening and how much of the show do you catch a day?
 
Kami: I have been listening for years, but I only catch a bit in the morning when I’m running errands. For a while they were off the air in Pittsburgh which sucked cause that’s when one of my old roommates (Corina Taylor) was on and I missed all her episodes :(
Doc: Artie comes to Pittsburgh to do comedy shows. Any chance you showing up at his next appearance and letting him spit on you on stage?
Kami: If he called and asked me to I would.
Doc: Who do you think does the better impression High Pitch or Fred the elephant boy?
Kami: Fred
Doc: Why spit films.?
Kami: They aren’t spit films. It just seems like that. We get spit on during the course of normal rough degrading sex (which is my specialty!)
Truckinmoose (from the HowardShrine Experience): Well, for one I would like to know if you really enjoy them kinds of things? Country boys like me have never met a woman that wouldn't beat the snot out of me if I did something like that to them.
Kami: I do enjoy it. It is so intense, you forget everything but the experience. You completely give yourself to someone. It’s like I am willing to do anything for you, be your punching bag, spittoon or even urinal.
Doc: You seem to be involved in a few fetishes. Which fetish is your favorite for film and in your personal life?
Kami: Bondage
Doc: If someone were to watch one Kami movie, which one would you recommend? Which one was the most fun to make ?
Kami: I would recommend anything that they gave me the cover of! As far as the most fun probably Riot sluts 1 or Bangvan #3 (I think it’s 3).
Doc: Besides the adult films I understand you also dance. What clubs are you working in?
Kami: I rarely get a chance to dance. Right now I’m not but hope to start back up in December.
Doc: What new projects are you working on?
Kami: Upcoming I’m working on Riot sluts #3, Ass wreckage #2 and Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party.
Doc: What are your future plans? How long to you intend to stay in porn.
Kami: I'm gonna stay in porn for 2 more years then I’m gonna feature for 2 years then I’m gonna roll around naked in my money pile till it runs out. Then maybe I’ll work at Taco Bell.
Doc: Thank you Kami for everything and good luck with your future plans.
People who like to be vomited on, people who can fart for 30 seconds straight, and hot smokin’ chicks who love to be spat on. The Howard Stern show…..got to love it….I sure do. Let’s hope that Howard has nothing but good news for us.

(Note: Kami for the Hollyweird Squares was paired with another beautiful spit whore Nicki from www.meatholes.com. Nicki told a story of having sex in the backseat of a car and having to throw up out the window during an orgasm. When I called Jeff Levy to thank him for mentioning the website I relayed that story to him. He wanted me to tell Kami, Nicki, and anyone else listening that he would be VERY,VERY interested in getting in to fetish porn. He can be reached at 718-338-3234. Operators are standing by)