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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
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| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Kami |
Kami The Spit Whore
11-29-04 |
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"The
Howard Stern Bulletin Board is closed and will no longer
be available." That’s the message that greeted
members of Howard Stern’s official bulletin board
when they logged on to the board this past Sunday afternoon.
With no explanation why and the show on hiatus for the Thanksgiving
holiday Stern fans scrambled to other message boards trying
to find each other and to speculate what was going on. But
the craziness of the week didn’t stop there. Along
with the bulletin board suddenly being taken down without
warning, there was also reports of Robin signing a deal
for a TV daytime talk show. Is she leaving the show? A few
days later Stern fans had to ask if the Show was leaving
the Show as another news report sent shockwaves through
the Stern fan community: Viacom strikes an agreement with
the FCC.
"Contained within the Consent Decree
was a provision stating "if a Viacom-owned station
receives a Notice of Apparent Liability for a broadcast
occurring after the Effective Date which relates to violation
of the Indecency Laws, all employees airing and/or materially
participating in the decision to air such material will
be suspended and an investigation will immediately be undertaken
by Viacom." The Effective Date was yesterday, November
23, 2004, meaning the provision is now in effect. So, in
effect, all it takes is for one NAL to be issued and a Viacom
employee, such as Howard Stern, has to be taken off the
air immediately while the investigation occurs."
Is it time to buy that Sirius satellite
radio? Will Howard be taken off the airwaves immediately?
Will there be a whole year of Best of shows? The bulletin
board notice was later changed and the "will no longer
be available" removed. Does that mean it will be back
and if so, when? Will Howard make it a pay site now to keep
out the trolls? And where the hell is KC? Tune in this week.
Hopefully, as planned, Howard will be back live and everyone’s
questions will be answered.
Now back to our regularly scheduled "Can
I have your autograph please?" article.
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 Each
year the Howard Stern show recognizes special moments
that occurred during the past year and awards to the people
responsible what they call the
F-Emmy. One of the message boards lost Stern fans
scrambled to was my forum, The Howardshrine Experience,
arguably the finest fan site going. This year three of
our esteemed members won the prestigious F- Emmy award.
Jeff
"The vomit master" Levy won for Grossest
Show Moment for having a woman throw up on him. Jeff also
mentioned the Howardshrine Experience during his acceptance
speech. Thanks Jeff.
- Will
the Fartman won for Best Farting Moment with his record
breaking 30 second fart, blowing out arch-rival Junior
the farter. William Shatner accepted the award on his
behalf. Will did not even know he had won until I caught
him on instant message and told him. The Show tried to
reach him for a week with no luck, he later learned.
- And
the Hottest Sexy Clip went to our today’s featured
artist and shrine inductee, porn star Kami Andrews, better
known to Stern fans as Kami the spit whore.
Howard
had been playing Kami’s
gargling spit clips for quite awhile but when High Pitch
Eric then Fred the elephant boy started imitating her they
became radio gold. When Kami made her first physical appearance
on the show, for the recent Hollyweird Squares show, I knew
she was destined for Howard Stern stardom. I visited her
website that she mentioned that morning, www.kamiland.com
and emailed her my request for an autograph and interview.
"sure send interview questions and a mailing address!"
OUTSTANDING!!!! A few days later to my surprise Kami even
joined my
message board and chatted a bit with our "broadcasters."
Very cool.
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| Doc:
Tell us a little about your recent appearance on the Stern
show. Was it what you expected? Would you like to do the show
again. |
| Kami:
It was not what I expected but it was really cool. I would
love to do the Stern show again. My sites got a ton of traffic
from it and I got to meet some really nice people and see
New York! |
| Doc:
Is there anyone or anything you didn’t like? Who was
your favorite that you met? |
| Kami:
My favorite person I met was Colin Quinn followed by Robin
who took time out during her break to come talk to Nicki and
I and make us feel welcome. She, Will and Sal
were the only ones to do this. I didn’t like Jeff the
drunk, but I understood. |
| Doc:
What was Sal
like at the studio. I know he is a big fan of the spit films.
Anything exciting happen with him behind the scenes. I remember
Howard mentioning something on the air and Sal was upset.
He didn’t want his wife to find out. |
| Kami:
Hahaha then I better not tell :) I like Sal. |
| Doc:
Any other good behind the scenes stories you can share with
us fans? Did you happen to catch a whiff of Benjy? How would
you describe his odor? |
| Kami:
I didn’t sniff Benjy, but the green room antics were
unbelievable. They started early when I first met Jeff the
drunk and he kept yelling at me to take my shirt off. I tried
joking around with him and finally got pissed and told him
I was gonna kick his ass (Gary then wisely removed him) I
rode High Pitch Eric around like a horse and spit in his face
and there was some naughty behavior between a few parties
who shall remain nameless.. |
| Doc:
Are you a fan of the show? How long have you been listening
and how much of the show do you catch a day? |
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| Kami:
I have been listening for years, but I only catch
a bit in the morning when I’m running errands. For a
while they were off the air in Pittsburgh which sucked cause
that’s when one of my old roommates (Corina Taylor)
was on and I missed all her episodes :( |
| Doc:
Artie comes to Pittsburgh to do comedy shows. Any chance you
showing up at his next appearance and letting him spit on
you on stage? |
| Kami:
If he called and asked me to I would. |
| Doc:
Who do you think does the better impression High Pitch or
Fred the elephant boy? |
| Kami:
Fred |
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| Doc:
Why spit films.? |
| Kami:
They aren’t spit films. It just seems like that. We
get spit on during the course of normal rough degrading sex
(which is my specialty!) |
| Truckinmoose
(from
the HowardShrine Experience):
Well,
for one I would like to know if you really enjoy them kinds
of things? Country boys like me have never met a woman that
wouldn't beat the snot out of me if I did something like that
to them. |
| Kami:
I do enjoy it. It is so intense, you forget everything but
the experience. You completely give yourself to someone. It’s
like I am willing to do anything for you, be your punching
bag, spittoon or even urinal. |
| Doc:
You seem to be involved in a few fetishes. Which fetish is
your favorite for film and in your personal life? |
| Kami:
Bondage |
| Doc:
If someone were to watch one Kami movie, which one would you
recommend? Which one was the most fun to make ? |
| Kami:
I would recommend anything that they gave me the
cover of! As far as the most fun probably Riot sluts 1 or
Bangvan #3 (I think it’s 3). |
| Doc:
Besides the adult films I understand you also dance. What
clubs are you working in? |
| Kami:
I rarely get a chance to dance. Right now I’m not but
hope to start back up in December. |
| Doc:
What new projects are you working on? |
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| Kami:
Upcoming I’m working on Riot sluts #3, Ass wreckage
#2 and Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party. |
| Doc:
What are your future plans? How long to you intend to stay
in porn. |
| Kami:
I'm gonna stay in porn for 2 more years then I’m gonna
feature for 2 years then I’m gonna roll around naked
in my money pile till it runs out. Then maybe I’ll work
at Taco Bell. |
| Doc:
Thank you Kami for everything and good luck with your future
plans. |
People who like to be vomited on, people who can fart for 30 seconds straight, and hot smokin’ chicks who love to be spat on. The Howard Stern show…..got to love it….I sure do. Let’s hope that Howard has nothing but good news for us.
(Note: Kami for the Hollyweird Squares was paired with another beautiful spit whore Nicki from www.meatholes.com. Nicki told a story of having sex in the backseat of a car and having to throw up out the window during an orgasm. When I called Jeff Levy to thank him for mentioning the website I relayed that story to him. He wanted me to tell Kami, Nicki, and anyone else listening that he would be VERY,VERY interested in getting in to fetish porn. He can be reached at 718-338-3234. Operators are standing by) |
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